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Jun 28, 2011 12:08

At this very moment on the island of Tabula Rasa, something remarkable was happening. It was a peculiar brand of remarkable, one that had the habit of showing up unplanned and unannounced and with rather alarming frequency. The thing that made this time different from other remarkable events was that it had to do with pie ( Read more... )

russell edgington, item post, iroh, delirium, eric cartman, ned, charlotte charles

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endlessdel June 28 2011, 19:17:21 UTC
"Is this how the pie man shows his affections? Makes you a bouquet of pie. I gave Robb Stark a bouquet of lollypops. I think he liked them, I don't know. I don't understand humans, you were all much simpler when you were-" Delirium waved her hands wildly trying to indicate everything humans had been. "-but now you're all... not."

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agirlnamedchuck June 29 2011, 05:06:46 UTC
Her smile unsteady as she turned to greet the incarnation of insanity, Charlotte Charles wondered if it was possible to explain this without sounding too far off her rocker. Considering who she was talking to, she wasn't entirely certain if such strangeness would be entirely unwelcome.

"Did you?" she asked considering such a sweet gift. "That sounds sweet. Sweets for your sweet, but no. I'm afraid he didn't and I'm pretty certain that this isn't actually something so sweet. Even if it does taste sweet."

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endlessdel June 29 2011, 08:33:59 UTC
"Ahuh, then I kissed him or he kissed me. There was kissing," Delirium said grinning at that. Delirium peeked at the boxes wondering what they were if not sweet pies to eat. They smelled delicious. "What is it? Is it an island gift? It gives kind but cruel things, like the twins."

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agirlnamedchuck June 30 2011, 06:53:01 UTC
"Oh," Chuck breathed a sympathetic sigh, finding the entire thing to be rather sweet despite the complicated nature of her present thoughts. Even if she wanted to ramble or push the pies over, take Eli and run, she could enjoy the pleasantries in the lives of others. "I think so. I made these pies for my aunts. They're special pies, they do special things."

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endlessdel July 1 2011, 00:28:34 UTC
"Oh, I used to do special things but not so fun things. Sometimes fun things heee. I like special things. What sort of special things?" Delirium asked peering at the pies. Delirium wondered if Chuck had baked razors into them or filled them with live mice that sang or made them entirely out of novels.

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agirlnamedchuck July 4 2011, 17:29:25 UTC
"These pies, well these pies can make a person happier than they normally would. They can make them get up and walk out the door and into life."

Or at least that had been the intention. Given her inability to go and see how well that they had worked due to the unfortunate circumstances of her being dead, Charlotte Charles remembered all of this as a leap of very strange faith. What she did not say was that these pies were meant to take two people who were less sane than not and make them a little more normal, at least for a little while.

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endlessdel July 7 2011, 11:00:30 UTC
"Oh, happy pies. I wish I had pies to give that to my sissy but then she wouldn't be herself anymore she would be well, me." Delirium said looking more intently at the pies. If Del had those pies she could make the whole island happy, an idea that Delight not Delirium was very keen on. "Can we-I have the pies? That was my job making people walk into life, I liked doing that. I don't do that anymore. I could do that again. Oh please, please?"

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agirlnamedchuck July 9 2011, 05:57:16 UTC
Chuck was not entirely certain who Del's sister was, being fairly certain that she had heard such a sister mentioned at least once or twice, but not entirely certain who that would be. Deciding it was better to ask then to go on wondering, she smiled curiously. "Sister? Which sister would that be?" she asked before considered what she had been asked. Now that was a predicament that she wasn't sure she could deal with without making a scene.

However there were worse folks that could be eating them. "Yes. I think that you can have them. You'd like them."

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endlessdel July 9 2011, 08:39:10 UTC
"Despair. She takes her hook and places it into mortals hearts and pulls until they're all hers." Delirium said manner of factly. "She's so beautiful but she doesn't see it, she just sees the sad things. Edgar Allen Poe was in love with her, he called her my lady and he got all flustered. It was cute."

And it had Desire's hand written all over it. Del didn't care though, it had put a smile- an actual smile- on her sister's face.

"You're the best." Delirium would find mortals in need and she would help them like she used to, like Delight used to. It would be peachy keen.

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