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There was a chicken on the table. At least he assumed it was a chicken. From where he was standing it mostly just looked like a ball of yellow fluff inching along the table top.
Given that Lew was currently in the kitchen that wasn't necessarily a strange thing, except for the fact that the fucking thing was still alive and cheeping.
He wasn't even going to ask. Maybe, had it been someone else toting around a chicken, he might've, but when the someone in question was Danica's older brother, he just thought it best for everyone to pretend there was absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. Considering the island's penchant for all things out there, a chick on a table actually was fairly normal. That didn't mean the cheeping was any less annoying.
A more helpful barnyard animal might have been a pig. Bacon just waiting to happen. The chick, however, was barely big enough for a McNugget.
With breakfast set out for the morning crowd to help themselves, Lew begrudgingly began cleaning up. If that stupid little bird decided to take a dump, that was strictly beyond his responsibilities.
[[Tuesday morning meal post. Late, but LJ would let me post it earlier :( The usual: pancakes, crepes, eggs and plenty of fresh fruit and coffee to go around. Tag Lew, tag each other, have fun.]]
Given that Lew was currently in the kitchen that wasn't necessarily a strange thing, except for the fact that the fucking thing was still alive and cheeping.
He wasn't even going to ask. Maybe, had it been someone else toting around a chicken, he might've, but when the someone in question was Danica's older brother, he just thought it best for everyone to pretend there was absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. Considering the island's penchant for all things out there, a chick on a table actually was fairly normal. That didn't mean the cheeping was any less annoying.
A more helpful barnyard animal might have been a pig. Bacon just waiting to happen. The chick, however, was barely big enough for a McNugget.
With breakfast set out for the morning crowd to help themselves, Lew begrudgingly began cleaning up. If that stupid little bird decided to take a dump, that was strictly beyond his responsibilities.
[[Tuesday morning meal post. Late, but LJ would let me post it earlier :( The usual: pancakes, crepes, eggs and plenty of fresh fruit and coffee to go around. Tag Lew, tag each other, have fun.]]