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[neveraskedtwice]

It's not like Eric Cartman was flaming gay or anything, but being a slutty lady person totally kicked ass. First off? Compared to his flabby, nine-year-old body, this bitch was like, majorly strong and fit and stuff. Like, ninja strong. It was so cool, and after the initial screaming and crying for his mommy, he realized that there was nothing to

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[poison_lipstick]

"That would be me," Saffron replied, walking up to the leggy blond. "But sorry, I've put a moratorium on hiring while folks are in each other's bodies. If you're really...you, come on back in once everyone's back to normal and I'd be happy to see your audition." Saffron didn't know the woman, so it was possible she was still in her own body, but she had a feeling the timing wasn't coincidental.

[neveraskedtwice]

Holy shit, he was tall. Like, super Amazon-lady tall, and he made a show of puffing up and looking down his nose at the woman, who was not only apparently practically a midget, but also a ginger.

Some people were just seriously unlucky.

"But what if it's an emergency? What if I need the cash now? For my... treatments."

[poison_lipstick]

Saffron arched an eyebrow, both amused and incredulous. "I reckon you haven't been on the island all that long, whoever you are," she said. "Cash doesn't mean much of anything around here. My employees don't get paid, not in the traditional sense. The patrons pay with community service hours, which is why you had to give the doorman your name when you came in."

She paused, wondering just what name this woman had given, if there was someone else occupying her body. "And if you really need some sort of treatments, you don't have to pay the clinic to get them."

[neveraskedtwice]

Eric stared, speechless for a long time. At the door, they'd asked for his name, and they'd said something... instructions on how he was supposed to fulfill his donation or whatever, but he hadn't been listening. This was totally bogus.

"... You've got to be fucking kidding me," he muttered flatly, still waiting for the punchline.

[poison_lipstick]

"Not at all," Saffron replied. It had taken a little while for her to get used to the idea of no real economy, but it was something they all got used to. "Money pretty much has no worth here. Everything is either free or on the barter system."