John peered up over the door of the fridge as someone clattered about in the hallway. "Hey, there's the man with the sweet ride," he said, or rather, tried to say around the apple stuck in his mouth, so it came out more like "mmph, mers phaman wif thsveetridph." Spitting out the apple, John raised his voice. "Johnny! Yo."
Johnny snorted. "You got caught up in that too? This place is a trip." He clapped John on the shoulder. "You totally are invited to my tailgate on Friday. You down with that?"
John gaped, almost losing the better part of a chunk of apple. "No shit! Man, I haven't been to one of those in years! Hell yes I'm down with that! Can I bring my girl?"
John's grinned widened, and he lowered his voice conspiratorially. "She's a Commando, dude. Long dark hair, deep voice, legs like a superhighway...Alien, but a total babe."
Johnny tilted his head in to listen to John's description, and then grinned. "Oh yeah? Sounds hot. Congrats, man. Of course you can bring her, and any other hot commando alien babes you find along the way."
"Thanks, buddy. I'll send any I find your way. You want me to bring anything? It's not like I can barbeque out here, but I can dig up something if you want. Boar, maybe?"
Johnny's eyes lit up at the prospect of barbeque. "Dude, that'd be sweet. I was thinking like ka-bob things, but a pig roast? It'll be like fuckin' Hawaii. That'd kick ass. There's pineapple here, right?"
"Think so." John looked beyond pleased with himself. "I'll shoot the biggest one I can find, it'll be awesome. Aeryn's got a gun too, maybe we can even bring more than one."
"No prob, dude. It's like fate, dude, running into you like this. Hey--you wouldn't know where to track down an ipod, would you?" Every party needed tunes.
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