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Mar 15, 2010 21:34

"Say cheese!"

The flash from my camera lights up the surrounding jungle for a fraction of a second, and the shutter clicks opens for about as long, capturing a shot of Madrox wrenching the hem of his trenchcoat out from his dog's mouth. A look of surprised annoyance crosses his face, and he points a finger in my direction, half-distracted still with ensuring his coat doesn't get turned into a glorified chew toy. They've been at this game on and off for the better part of half an hour, what was meant to be a walk to catch up with an old acquaintance having turned into some ongoing sketch-comedy skit. At this point, my bets are on the dog winning.

"Hey!" he shouts, turning on the spot with his coat bunched in his hands -- the dog still hasn't let go. "What'd we say about taking pictures?"

"Correction: what did you say about taking pictures? 'Cause let me tell ya, I don't remember signing any contracts."

My camera falls against my chest, hanging from the strap around my neck, as I let go of it in a hurry to wheel myself out of the way of Madrox's warpath. A grin tugs at the corners of my mouth, and I let out a loud laugh when he trips over a raised tree root in his rush to get at me, literally falling head over heels. He manages to roll out of it and land on his feet, but I can't help but think that I'd've done it with a bit more panache if our positions were reversed. As it is, though, he's covered in mud and I'm stuck in a wheelchair for another couple of months -- and honestly? I'm pretty sure I got the better end of this bargain, which isn't something that happens all that often.

"I am so getting you back for this," he says, dragging a hand across his face, and he flicks away some mud. It ends up hitting the dog, who -- understandably -- barks in protest. Poor little guy. Must suck to have such an incompetent master. "You mark my words."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," I say, rolling my eyes. "Like I haven't heard that one before. Add in some maniacal laughter, why don'tcha? Then we'll really be set."

Scoffing, he holds up a hand in a sarcastic little wave goodbye, and he turns to leave -- presumably to change into something a little less Swamp Thing. The dog scampers after him. "See ya around, Parker," he calls out, already shrugging out of his coat.

"Your picture's in the--" I cut myself short, frowning when I realize that isn't his index finger he's holding up. "Hey, don't think I didn't see that. There are kids around here!"

"Save it for the op-ed."

Peter's right leg is broken and he's in a wheelchair. Jamie has an M tattooed over his right eye and is covered in mud. The dog looks like this. Tag one or the other! New friends, old friends -- it's as good a time to meet either of 'em as any. New tags accepted through Wednesday.

mary jane parker, buffy summers, wanda langkowski, dr. izzie stevens, grigg harris, jamie madrox, sarah walker, peter parker, sonya blade-hasashi, johnny storm

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