A Spot of Filing
It hadn't taken Arnold Rimmer long to come to the conclusion that the IPD's filing system was woefully inadequate. To his mind the Patrol reports were sorted chaotically at best. New Arrival forms could be found seemingly everywhere except where one would actually expect to find one! The state of the Arrest Records alone was enough to make him wrinkle his nose in disgust.
As someone who felt himself to be well versed in the intricacies of organization, Arnold took it upon himself to completely revamp the sorry state of affairs that was the IPD's files. He spent days devising his plan of attack, then spent more days revising said plan, and then finally he was ready. He had a cracker-jack system that he was sure would do the trick! It was time to put his plan into action.
Thus it was that Arnold found himself in the IPD Office on a Friday afternoon in the middle of a veritable explosion of paper. He had been so eager to implement his new system that he hadn't been able to decide where to start. In the end he decided just to do it all and once. This was perhaps not the wisest choice, as he was now hopelessly confused as to which part of his new system he was actually working on just at the moment.
"Smeg!"
OOC: Open to IPD members, friends acquaintances, or anyone who just wants a good laugh. Not necessarily the best time to meet him though, as he's really rather annoyed. IPD members can assume that they've met him often enough in passing to have exchanged names. STs welcome as always and LTs are welcome through Monday. (I know many of us are still spending much of our time chasing all those AWESOME party threads!) XD
As someone who felt himself to be well versed in the intricacies of organization, Arnold took it upon himself to completely revamp the sorry state of affairs that was the IPD's files. He spent days devising his plan of attack, then spent more days revising said plan, and then finally he was ready. He had a cracker-jack system that he was sure would do the trick! It was time to put his plan into action.
Thus it was that Arnold found himself in the IPD Office on a Friday afternoon in the middle of a veritable explosion of paper. He had been so eager to implement his new system that he hadn't been able to decide where to start. In the end he decided just to do it all and once. This was perhaps not the wisest choice, as he was now hopelessly confused as to which part of his new system he was actually working on just at the moment.
"Smeg!"
OOC: Open to IPD members, friends acquaintances, or anyone who just wants a good laugh. Not necessarily the best time to meet him though, as he's really rather annoyed. IPD members can assume that they've met him often enough in passing to have exchanged names. STs welcome as always and LTs are welcome through Monday. (I know many of us are still spending much of our time chasing all those AWESOME party threads!) XD