Today was a big day for Tabula Rasa, even if it didn't know it yet. Today was the day it had been waiting for. There was one thing missing on the island (in addition to: Ted Mosby, Ewoks, dry cleaning and more lesbians), and Barney Stinson was here to rectify that.
He put up a large, garish sign on the bulletin board then stepped back to admire his handiwork.
TABULA RASA LASER TAG SHOWDOWN
PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF THE TERM ‘EMPEROR OF ALL LIGHT-BASED RECREATIONAL WAR TACTICS’
Refreshments including soft pretzels and popcorn balls to follow
What: The Inaugural Battle. Only the most legendary and epic recreational event this island has ever seen! This will be one amateur laser-based gun battle for the history books!!!!!
Who: Ten lucky individuals with the know-how and refined sense of AWESOME to sign up for this stupendous trial of skill!*
When: Saturday July 11 8 p.m. (so like two hours after sundown)
Where: The Bob Barker Memorial Laser Tag out past the archery range. For the uninitiated, follow the green arrows on the trees from the Compound the night of the game.
Why: If you do not know the answer to this question, please do not sign up. You are not worthy.
For questions, compliments, casual sex or tips on how to increase the awesome in your life, see Barney Stinson (He’ll be the guy in the suit)
* Robin don’t sign up I already am including you in my count because there’s no way you’re not going to be all up in this.
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"Awesome," he said with a pleased nod. Now all he had to do was wait for people to sign up.
[Barney will be hanging about the bulletin board basically all afternoon, so feel free for your pups to see him there. See
post in slated for more details of the laser tag game.]