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Eden's sad. She just doesn't know why Babe's got to be so mean. She does her best for him, does her best to be a good girlfriend, but then he goes and says mean things. She spent ages trying to figure out what dress to wear, what made her boobs look awesome without making her bum look big. This one isn't too bad: it's a really pretty shade of pink. Nelson's curled up in her lap and purring but even that isn't enough to cheer Eden up. She sighs and leans her chin into her hand as she crams another cookie into her mouth.
It tastes really good, but even that isn't quite enough to make her feel better.
She's got all her stinky cigarettes lined up on the table in front of her. There's more back in the house, but these are the ones she has with her. The smell ba and they taste worse. Maybe she can give them all away? People are always smoking around here, aren't they? Somebody must want them.
Eden sniffs and picks up another biscuit and bites into it.
They do taste pretty good.
"How many of these do you think it'll take to make me fat?" she asks Nelson, but he just purrs which isn't really any help at all.
"Stupid cat."
It tastes really good, but even that isn't quite enough to make her feel better.
She's got all her stinky cigarettes lined up on the table in front of her. There's more back in the house, but these are the ones she has with her. The smell ba and they taste worse. Maybe she can give them all away? People are always smoking around here, aren't they? Somebody must want them.
Eden sniffs and picks up another biscuit and bites into it.
They do taste pretty good.
"How many of these do you think it'll take to make me fat?" she asks Nelson, but he just purrs which isn't really any help at all.
"Stupid cat."