Roger winced as the sun hit his skin, hand immediately going to shield his eyes. He had to have been outside since he was admitted... Jesus, over a month ago, but right then, he didn't remember. The island smell grabbed hold of him, seized him by more than just the one sense and he tipped his head back, eyes closed, bathing himself in the
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"Out and about, huh, Twiggy?" he asked, pushing the sandwich against Roger's chest by way of greeting.
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"Roger that, Prison Bitch," Roger confirmed, inspecting the sandwich on both hands for a type before taking the most pig-headed, disgusting bite anyone had ever attempted. Fuck, he'd missed regular food so fucking much. "'Ah wannen i' t'be a furprife." This was his meager attempt at speach around his monster-sized bite, and it sounded like something about it being a surprise, but it also could have been something about fur.
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"I said I wanted it to be a surprise!" he choked out, swallowing a few times to make sure he remembered how. "Dick." He took another bite of the sandwich and waited until he was done consuming before speaking again.
"How do you mean?"
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"How sad is it that I know internet lingo when the internet isn't even going to be invented for another, like, 10 years where I come from." He exhaled that irony and then inhaled the rest of his own sandwich out of pure testosterone-driven competition. "It's all because of this chick my roommate was dating. You'll like this: she once told me The Cure was 'retro.' And she honest-to-shit meant it." He offered a shudder and conveniently managed to cover how much he'd cared for Claire, how much he'd done for her (like learn and play a Fall Out Boy song in front of a crowd mere weeks before she disappeared) and how much he missed her on some days.
"But yeah, man, we seem to be a new duo. And we made a killing on Halloween. I hate to say it, D," Roger really didn't hate to say it, "but I think we're that bff thing."
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"You're not ever getting my hair in pigtails."
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"I don't think I could. Puny little pubes like this." He ruffled Dean's hair for emphasis, tongue between his teeth in mocking amusement.
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"I have gel," Roger said, shrugging easily. "Friend'a mine had it before she disappeared but I don't fucking use it. You want it?" He raised his eyebrows, feigning innocence, like maybe it just wasn't something Dean would be interested in.
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