So, kids? I know your Dad tells you a lot of crap about me, but I thought I might interject so this part doesn't sound entirely made up and makes me look weird. Back on that weird Island thing? I had...well, some weird dates.
There was this amazing guy, except it kind of went downhill when some British kid started announcing that I was her future-Mother.
And as for the other?
Well, I might have dated a woman. Very briefly. And she was very attractive.
Rated PG-13.