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Deadpool's debut

Oct 04, 2008 06:16

Blow the fanfares, the KING has arrived.

And no, I don't mean elvis.

Read about Deadpool's amazing arrival on the island and his amazing amazingness that follows.

( Rare swearing, 'cept from Reese who cusses like a trucker PG-12 )

jonas, wade wilson, debut, t-1000, sean cassidy, dr. elizabeth weir, atia, dani reese

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missingthekeep October 4 2008, 17:08:28 UTC

Even without his hearing, the scream cuts easily through the constant pounding of the rain. It's a voice Sean didn't think he'd ever hear again. Well, hoped he'd never hear again, anyway. He's never been that lucky, though. He almost ignores it to keep on heading towards his hut, but in the end he figures it behooves him to know if there really is a murdering, lunatic mercenary kicking around the island now, ready to screw things up even more.

"Oh, bloody hell. Ye've got ta be kiddin' me," he mutters despairingly when he sees Deadpool. Hopefully he hasn't yet gotten around to figuring out Sean's identity after that mess with Almadovar. He bristles at just the thought of having this idiot think that Sean owes him a favor.

ninja_spatula October 5 2008, 12:29:36 UTC

Myself turned to the sound of a branch cracking, and saw the ever-lovin' Sean Cassidy approaching.

"Why Sean! Fancy meeting you here!" Deadpool always found it such fun to mess with the 'heroic' types, they were so easy to Tee' off after all. "Seen any helpless innocents around lately? I'm feeling a little... Hungry." He considered pulling out his sword and licking the edge, but sometimes that gave him a NASTY paper cut. Yeck. Painful. I'm literally shuddering right now. Well, only a teensy bit.

missingthekeep October 5 2008, 23:54:49 UTC

Well, so much for that ray of hopeful sunshine. "That'll be Inspector Cassidy to ye, Deadpool. Or should I call ye Wade?" he snaps, keeping an eye on the guy's copious armaments. It isn't like Sean's in much of a position to enforce things like that, given his own lack of weaponry, but he stays on the defensive nonetheless. "An' aren't we all helpless innocents here? 'Blank slate' an' all that?" It's the closest thing to a joke he's capable of at the moment, seeing as both men are about as far from helpless and innocent as it gets.

ninja_spatula October 8 2008, 08:41:33 UTC

"Oooooh Inspector! Can I be an inspector TOO? I always wanted to be one, it's got such a GREAT title!" Myself purposefully fiddled with his holstered pistol, since it was pretty obvious it shook the guy up. If Myself could get this guy just a leeeettle more on edge, Myself would be able to scream BOO really loud and REALLY knock the socks off of him!!

He paused for a moment with a scrutinizing stare at Sean, after the whole 'blank slate' comment.

"Is that a jab at my intelligence? Cause if it is, it went WAY over my head."

missingthekeep October 8 2008, 16:28:05 UTC

Sean's actually pretty fond of the title himself, but he's not about to say that. "If yer e'er in doubt, just assume somethin's always a jab at yer intelligence," he says dryly, still eying the pistols. "An' if I were in yer position, I'd make a point ta tone down those trigger-happy tendencies o' yers. Ye'll find yer nae quite so indestructible 'round these parts," he adds, the hint of a threat in his voice.

ninja_spatula October 8 2008, 21:40:06 UTC

"K'ay." Myself only said to Sean's first statement.

"Well I've always thought it was far superior to being trigger-sad." Myself weighed the idea in his mind for a minute or so, but shook his head. Be calm? As if!

Deadpool looked funny at him for a moment, but Myself usually looked that way anyway.

"Why's that?" He gasped suddenly and with far too much volume. "You bastards have KRYPTONITE here DON'T YOU!"

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