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Aug 17, 2008 15:54

While D’Anna had never played pool herself, the object of the game seemed simple enough, really. That, combined with the fact that the body she’d been stuffed into actually did appear to come equipped with the basic know how, and she wasn’t half bad. Unfortunately, her opponent was just a lot better. And in his own body, too. That had to be some ( Read more... )

asher talos, d'anna, joey tribbiani, trance gemini, delirium, stephen colbert, plot: bodyswitch

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endlessdel August 17 2008, 20:22:56 UTC
"WHat ARe YOu twO Fighting over?" Delirium said, putting a fork into the piece of freshly baked pineapple cake. Putting the mouthful into her mouth she made a small noise of approval low in her mouth and hummed happily. Bounding into the room she jumped onto the table, swinging her legs back and forth as she interrupted their little game. "soMething fuN? soMEthing neat?"

[[OOC:Asher or both, as D'Anna!Joey lusting after Del makes me LOL.]]

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how_youdoin August 17 2008, 21:05:54 UTC
"Uhhh…" D’Anna stared dumbly, eyes the size of dinner plates and mouth slightly agape. In an instant, she had more or less forgotten why she was in a mood at all. It was more than a little disturbing when she couldn’t tell it she wanted to pounce the woman herself, or if she just wanted her cake.

BOTH!, something within answered for her and she allowed herself to tip over onto her side along the length of couch. Why did she have to be stuck in THIS body?! When was this going to be over?! Also? "WOULD YOU STOP HAVING SEX WITH THE CAKE, WOMAN?!" D’Anna blurted, gesturing wildly with a hand before covering her eyes.

It didn't help; the image was burned into her eyelids. And she could still hear and smell.

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asher_talos August 17 2008, 21:10:13 UTC
The Joey impostor's sudden outburst managed to pull a laugh out of Asher. The body snatcher thing that the island seemed to get a kick out of was a lot more enjoyable when he got to watch from the comfort of his own skin.

"The island broke ‘Joey’; if you keep it up, she might steal your dessert and then hump your leg."

And while that did sound hilarious, it's not the sort of visual he wanted. Ever.

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endlessdel August 17 2008, 21:19:07 UTC
"iF i waS Having sex witH THe cakE thEN thERE'd bE Less clOThing inVOLVed and yoU KNOw actuAL ORgasms and NOT FOOd ORGASMS." Delirium said between mouthfuls of sweet, delicious pineapple cake. The ice cream practically melted at the side of it as she scooped up the soggy delicious mess with happy little moans. Delirium swallowed the mouthful and winked at Asher. She knew exactly what she was doing, her sister-brother was Desire after all."Or shE HUmP MY LEg whiLST she ATe mY DessERt. thAT WAy she'D GET a seNSOry overLOad and PROBABly FrY POOr jOEY's brains out."

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karmic_darwin August 17 2008, 21:02:06 UTC
Joey was 007. He figured he should put these brains to good use so he'd been spying. On.....himself. He'd started off on Saturday lurking around the rec room and halls, keeping his eyes on the stairs leading up from the basement. But attractive people this body seemed to like kept distracting him so he'd never gotten the chance to see himself, corner himself and demand that they bash their chests together.

Now though, he had prime view, had caught the end of the pool game; seen himself lose. As if that wasn't bad enough, he glanced at his watch - oh, he knew what time it was. Right on cue, he saw himself sit on the couch. Yawn.

Oh no, he didn't...

Not used to yelling, Joey's voice came out a little wail-y as rushed over.

"DON'T YOU DARE NAP WITH HIM!"

[ooc: He's yelling at both so both please? :D]

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how_youdoin August 17 2008, 22:06:06 UTC
"Dammit! … Again! I don’t need to be rejected twice!" As it was, it had hurt enough the first time. Some people just had no heart at all.

D’Anna’s frown only deepened as she stared at the bold stranger. All she could do was to assume that Asher knew him, otherwise why did he feel he had a say is anything?!

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asher_talos August 17 2008, 22:08:04 UTC
"I’m gonna go ahead and take a stab at it and say that’s yours,” Asher said, hitching a thumb in the direction of Joey’s unhappy outsides as he/she/it sat on the couch.

This was certainly one way to locate his missing roommates. Although being accused of having been some kind of nap whore didn’t sit too well with him.

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karmic_darwin August 17 2008, 22:55:19 UTC
In this state, Joey's emotions were heightened two-fold, both his and this body's exploding at the same time.

"Give me my chick!" He demanded, coming to stand between the couch and Asher, giving himself a hard look. He whirled round to his friend. "Nap with me!" He cried. Whirled back, "If you've eaten Yasmine I'll--" Turned back to Asher again, slowly.

Well-groomed, engaging without being hyper, intelligent.

He took in Asher's attire, like a mental check-list.

Refinement.

"Heeeeeeeey," dark eyes looked him up and down as he moved closer, "how you doin'?"

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segaboybrodie August 17 2008, 21:35:22 UTC
Stephen stood in the doorway, staring with something like horror. Why did it seem that both Asher and Joey got to keep their bodies?! What kind of shit was THAT?!

"What kind of shit is THIS?!"

I R greedy. Gimmie both!

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how_youdoin August 17 2008, 23:38:22 UTC
Well that wasn't very specific at all.

"Why are you YELLING?!"

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asher_talos August 17 2008, 23:41:11 UTC
"This," Asher began, motioning to the stick he held at arm's length. "Is a pool cue. Now lower the fucking decibels before it becomes your new boyfriend."

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segaboybrodie August 17 2008, 23:49:59 UTC
There was still NOTHING to hint that these people were not the real Asher and Joey. Especially Asher.

He meant to just announce that it was him, Stephen, and who were they, but instead what came out was, "All right, who the hell are you?!"

Which, okay, was the same principle.

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purplensparkly August 18 2008, 06:03:45 UTC
"Joey?" Trance had heard the shouts coming from a somewhat familiar voice - after all, who could forget being groped? - and she'd come running. Only to find what looked like Joey pouting on the couch. She sat on the arm and watched him. "Everything okay? You look a little...down."

She bit her lip and wondered if maybe Joey was the latest of the island's inhabitants to run into its odd sense of humor.

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how_youdoin August 18 2008, 23:59:01 UTC
While in her own body, D’Anna might have been compelled to stare or point out or at least consider it a bit curious that this woman was PURPLE, but this God forsaken body didn’t seem too phased. So she assumed Joey knew her.

"If you find him, you’re free to ask him. I’m just keeping his body warm for the time being."

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purplensparkly August 26 2008, 19:21:33 UTC
"Oh, so you're one of the ones who switched, then?" And since the person didn't seem to know her, Trance held out her hand. "Trance Gemini. Pleased to meet you."

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