Dwight had been watching. While he had been watching he had been taking notes. But now, over a week later, it was time to act.
This was his duty, no, this was his mission. And he would not fail his sensei.
"Excuse me," he said, approaching the young man. "May I have a moment of your time?"
[SHORT POST, I KNOW. 'Young man' in question will be YOUR young man, should you choose to submit your pup to an interview by Dwight K. Schrute, PI. Where they're at is also your choosing.
Please read this post before tagging. Don't worry, for your dude to be on the list you don't need to tag this, this is just for added lulz.]