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[legendarymadman]

"You aren't supposed to be here," says Geoffrey, lying on his back on the beach and lacing his fingers behind his head. This is what a man of leisure is supposed to be able to do, so here he is. He feels it likely, however, that all he's going to end up with is a sunburn

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[jack_crew]

"Well, you're kinda naked, aren't you?" Jack asks, flopping down in the sand beside Geoffrey uninvited, but it's not like Duck's there, so he figures it's okay. If Duck had been there, he would've assumed there was to be some making out going on and he probably would've asked before sitting down. But not this time.

"Does Duck know his husband is exposing himself like this?" he asks with a grin. "To anyone who could walk by?"

[legendarymadman]

"Did Duck suddenly become the boss of me?" says Geoffrey, grinning at him while Oliver nods his head firmly in the background. "I'm entitled to my share of the sunshine, just like anybody."

[jack_crew]

"Yep," Jack replies, stretching out in the sand, grinning at Geoffrey in return. "When you married him, he became your boss, one hundred percent. Didn't you realize that was what happened when you got married?"

[legendarymadman]

"Apparently we forgot that part in our vows." Though, to be fair, Geoffrey isn't sure he remembers much of the vows at all. "I'm pretty sure if he was here he'd be telling me it's good to be naked."

[jack_crew]

"What if I was staring at you? Bet he wouldn't be so into the nudity then," Jack teases, but he doesn't think Duck has much of anything to worry about. "So Oliver's hanging around watching you get a tan? He must be really bored."

[legendarymadman]

"Not now that you're here," says Oliver to Jack. Geoffrey just rolls his eyes at him.

"I don't think Oliver has ever had any objection to watching me take my clothes off," he admits.

[jack_crew]

"Yeah, I'm starting to really believe that," Jack agrees, although he really only has Geoffrey's word to go on. He just sort of figures it makes sense. Especially if Oliver is just hanging around watching Geoffrey.

"If I was haunting you, I'd do it," he teases.

[legendarymadman]

"You would never haunt me," says Geoffrey, giving Oliver a significant look. "You would find better things to do with your time."

[jack_crew]

"Yeah. Like be dead," Jack agrees. "And I'd be in heaven where Kate would wander around naked all the time and there's be a beer fountain."

[legendarymadman]

"There's a beer fountain in your heaven?" says Geoffrey, cracking another grin.

[jack_crew]

"What other kind of fountain would be in heaven?" Jack asks, returning the grin. "I'd be able to change what kind of beer flowed from it, too. Depending on my mood."

[legendarymadman]

"I think I'm going to decline to answer that question," says Geoffrey. Really, it's for the best, for both of them. "I'm not sure I even want to know what else you expect to find in heaven."

[jack_crew]

"What's wrong with a beer fountain?" Jack asks, still grinning. "Beyond that, I guess the only thing I hope to find in heaven is my family." Which is lame, but he's okay with that.

[legendarymadman]

"Hey, if it's what makes you happy, you can wish for a beer fountain in heaven as much as you like," says Geoffrey. "Hell, have two."

[jack_crew]

"Two is just excessive," Jack replies with a laugh. "You can have one of my fountains and put whatever you want in it. Except Duck, it can't be a Duck fountain."

[legendarymadman]

"I just need one of him," says Geoffrey, "despite the island's best efforts to provide more. You can keep both fountains, a matched set. Maybe one for morning beer and one for evening beer."