Well, if it wasn't that fella who was makin' fun of Serenity, looking pretty gorram cocky now that he was twenty years younger or so. Jayne knew the feeling, but it didn't make him feel much friendlier. "Hey," he said, not very enthusiastically.
Han rolled his eyes and gave an upset snort as he saw not a pretty woman but an ugly mug. Great, Jayne, just who he didn't wanna see. "Are we really gonna go with the pretend pleasantries here?" He said in annoyance.
Jayne shrugged, not very interested in arguing with some cocky little smart-ass. "If you wanna start a fight, go ahead. I don't care either way." Actually, a fight sounded kinda fun, but he was really more in the mood for getting laid.
Han would have cringed if he knew he and Jayne were thinking along the same lines. As it was he just shrugged. "Fight? I ain't starting a fight, just speaking the true. You don't like me, I don't like you, why waste a nice day fighting? Too many pretty girls who need company...not that you'd know." He couldn't help himself.
"I don't care much 'bout you either way, neither," Jayne said. "Truth be told, you kinda remind me o' my cap'n, and I been puttin' up with his smart-ass ways for 'bout four years now. But hey, if you don't like me, don't make no difference t' me. I got bigger fish t' fry."
He rolled his eyes at the cheap shot. "You implyin' I'm sly or that I'm blind?"
He gave a shrug, though he didn't really care. "What can ya say, us Captains know whats whats and if ya don't like it, you can get out of our way." Of course, Han didn't much like Mal but he wasn't about to say anything. Contradicting was fun.
Han shrugged again. "I don't know, you tell me." He put his hands behind his head in a relaxed fashion. "I just tell um like I see um."
"Well, my cap'n would say that it's a gorram shame that folks who travel in th' black can't all get along. But that sure as hell ain't my fault. You act like a jackass, folks are gonna be jackasses right back at you. Have a nice day, buddy."
Jayne scowled and stalked off. Maybe there'd be some pretty girls someplace else - they'd probably be avoiding this guy like the gorram plague.
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He rolled his eyes at the cheap shot. "You implyin' I'm sly or that I'm blind?"
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Han shrugged again. "I don't know, you tell me." He put his hands behind his head in a relaxed fashion. "I just tell um like I see um."
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Jayne scowled and stalked off. Maybe there'd be some pretty girls someplace else - they'd probably be avoiding this guy like the gorram plague.
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