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Apr 18, 2007 08:57

Sometimes House kind of missed Cameron. He wanted someone to open his mail (okay, if he had mail) and do his paperwork and write up his charts and basically do all of the menial, annoying part of being a doctor for him. Actually, he wanted to force someone to do it. Sure, he could ask Chase to type up his notes and he'd probably do it, but what ( Read more... )

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martoony April 18 2007, 14:43:39 UTC

Karen charged into the clinic as forcefully as a woman can without the aid of high heels. She'd lost track of her Jimmy Choos and essentially everything else, too. Maybe they'd be more forthcoming with the pills, now that she had a real medical issue.

"Dr. Gimpy! We need to talk. What have you got for a three month blackout?"

misanthrope_md April 18 2007, 15:36:14 UTC

Looking startled, House shut the laptop and looked up at her.

"Advice to lay off the recreational drugs," he said dryly.

martoony April 19 2007, 01:24:34 UTC

Karen rolled her eyes, taking in the porn with mixed disgust and new-found admiration. "As much fun as I'm sure everyone finds your biting sarcasm, I'm dry. Running out of pills is one of the last things I remember clearly."

misanthrope_md April 19 2007, 01:41:07 UTC

House sighed. "Look, lady. Are you serious about this? Because it sounds to me like you're wasting my time."

martoony April 19 2007, 04:06:07 UTC

A waste of time is keeping people alive long enough for them to get wrinkles and start wearing flats.

It was the first time in her life Karen had gone to a doctor for a medical opinion, and now they decided to back talk her. She felt a bit like the girl who cried illness.

"You're very busy, I'm sure, getting your upper body workout in. Maybe you could point me to a doctor who knows how to do his job."

misanthrope_md April 19 2007, 16:45:08 UTC

"Three months," House repeated, ignoring her. "You can't black out for three months. That would mean you were in a coma. Which means you would be dead, unless someone was feeding you through a tube during that time. So, what, you've just had memory loss?"

martoony April 20 2007, 01:34:28 UTC

He'd said the tube thing like it wasn't a real possibility. Clearly he'd never lived in New York. The statement also had the ring of a trick question, which Karen didn't appreciate. She narrowed her eyes.

"If I had memory loss, I wouldn't remember it to tell you." She thought that was a good answer, but Doc just glared at her, so Karen continued. "I could have been on Mars, or in a tree, or molested by a squid for all I know. But I'm guessing it's not normal to be missing that much time. It's not something that's easy to lose, after all, like your keys or your stepkids."

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