Overheard by my parents
Cooper: Sometimes it's hard being a guy.
Me: Why is that?
Cooper: Well, I try to stay focused and get shit done, but every time a female walks by I feel obligated to turn around and check out her tits and arse. I just want to get through a project without being distracted by tits and arse.
Me: Yeah, but don't you worry you might miss the world's greatest tits and arse?
Cooper: Exactly!
Yup. Folks are in town. No one mention anything 'bout Coraline not being in Catholic school.
Me: Why is that?
Cooper: Well, I try to stay focused and get shit done, but every time a female walks by I feel obligated to turn around and check out her tits and arse. I just want to get through a project without being distracted by tits and arse.
Me: Yeah, but don't you worry you might miss the world's greatest tits and arse?
Cooper: Exactly!
Yup. Folks are in town. No one mention anything 'bout Coraline not being in Catholic school.