A French Toast fucking SANDWICH. Jesus, how do I come up with these things?
As I right this, it's 3:00 AM, and I'm inside of one of my fine restaurants, enjoying the all-new French Toast Sandwich.
Would you like one?
Well guess what? Burger King's not open to the public until 8:00! That's 5 more hours of me and ONLY me eating French Toast Sandwich after French Toast Sandwich after French Toast Sandwich! Fwaha! Fwaha! Fwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Bitch.
Would you like one?
Well guess what? Burger King's not open to the public until 8:00! That's 5 more hours of me and ONLY me eating French Toast Sandwich after French Toast Sandwich after French Toast Sandwich! Fwaha! Fwaha! Fwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Bitch.