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[the_bigboss]

GODDAMN IT, YOU FAGGOTY FAGGOTS SURE HAVE FUCKED UP LIVEJOURNAL WHILE I'VE BEEN AWAY. GO AWAY FOR 9 MONTHS DUE TO HEART TROUBLE AND I COME BACK AND EVERYTHING IS ALL FUCKED UP.

HEADS ARE GOING TO START ROLLING AROUND THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

Comments

[brygid]

Uh, who the hell are you and why have you friended me?

[the_bigboss]

YOU GOT MOXY, KID. WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU HERE AT LIVEJOURNAL INDUSTRIES.

[damselfly27]

Yeah, I second that. WTF?

[the_bigboss]

I HIRE AND FIRE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU EVERY DAY. DON'T CROSS ME.

[damselfly27]

Whatever. I'm sure this is your attempt at humor, but just go away and leave me out of it.

[the_bigboss]

YOU'RE STILL HERE? I THOUGHT I FIRED YOUR STUPID ASS LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO.

JESUS, LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO CALL SECURITY AGAIN.

I SUGGEST YOU GO GATHER UP YOUR PERSONAL EFFECTS OR THEY WILL BE THROWN IN THE INCINERATOR. IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO LOSE YOUR PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY ASS FAMILY.

I second

[brcguy]

Who the hell are you and why have you friended me, too?