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[the_bigboss]

GODDAMN IT, YOU FAGGOTY FAGGOTS SURE HAVE FUCKED UP LIVEJOURNAL WHILE I'VE BEEN AWAY. GO AWAY FOR 9 MONTHS DUE TO HEART TROUBLE AND I COME BACK AND EVERYTHING IS ALL FUCKED UP.

HEADS ARE GOING TO START ROLLING AROUND THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

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[rpeate]

Mister Kelleran! I'm surprised by your coarse language! Are you certain you've fully recovered, and that your heart trouble didn't cause any lingering . . . side effects, of a mental nature? I'm only concerned for your well being, and of course the continued success of the company.

[the_bigboss]

DIDN'T I FIRE YOU FAGGOTY ASS ALREADY?

[rpeate]

Well, yes, but I've been volunteering around the office. This proves my loyalty.

Take me back! You're surrounded by "yes"-persons, leeches, and sycophants! You want someone whose advice you can trust.

[the_bigboss]

TOO LITTLE TOO LATE, RODRIGUEZ.

Speaking of the name Rodriguez, are you a fucking spic? We don't need no fucking wetbacks here at LIVEJOURNAL INDUSTRIES.

I'll go ahead and pay your severance in beans and tortillas. That's what they pay you down there in Mexico isn't it?

[rpeate]

That's it: racial discrimination, harassment, and unlawful termination lawsuit! Kelleran, you're a relic, and you're going down like Enron. And for the record, I'm Guatemalan!

[the_bigboss]

I'M SURE YOU CAN FIND A JOB WITH A LANDSCAPING COMPANY OR AS A COOK.

AS FOR YOUR WIFE, I AM HIRING FOR A NANNY TO LOOK AFTER MY KIDS. HAVE HER CALL SHEILA IF SHE'S INTERESTED.

[rpeate]

I will do that. I am sure she can "take care" of them . . .