Welcome to the Liverjournal Industries Christma--er, Holiday Party. Please enjoy the punch and smallish weiners on toothpicks. Also, Edna in Accounting made a poundcake, and
Queerston made some pitzells.
I expect you all back at your desks in 45 minutes. Also, this party is considered your lunch break for today.
Enjoy it, peons.
Happy Holidays,
J. P. Kelleran
PS - Edna, you're fired.