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[the_big_z]

I suppose now is as good a time as any to mention that I am now fully, undoubtedly, 100% employed. Henceforth I am no longer a lonely, out-of-work pathetic loser, but rather an equally lonely, career secure pathetic... Ahem.

Anyway, I am now promoted to the glorious position of boat captain. It's only a matter of time before the steering wheel of

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[yo_yo_mercenary]

Are you sure you know how to drive boats? ._.

[the_big_z]

Absolutely probably maybe. I'm sure it'll be fine. It's a lake, madam, have some backbone. What's the worst that could happen?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

You could crash the ship and everyone could die horrible, drowny deaths.

[the_big_z]

In a lake. We could probably walk to shore, or at the very least, swim. Not that I'm banking on that or anything.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Have you actually seen the lake? It's HUGE.

...I think it's probably really deep. ._.

[the_big_z]

Oh, I'm certain there's lifeguards or something of the sort.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

It's a lake, not a pool.

Plus, they wouldn't have lifeguards swim all the way from the shore to a sinking boat.

[the_big_z]

Yes. Well! There are those nuns that bring people back from the dead, right? I'm sure they would be more than capable of taking care of any. Drowning-related. Problems.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

They heal people that are hurt and stuff. Not...dead people. o_O

I don't think they can heal death.

[the_big_z]

Well.

That's.

Perhaps I had better attend one more training seminar. Just to put you at ease, you understand.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Oh, good. I'd like to go for a ride in the boats! =D

And not worry about dying. ._.