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Sep 16, 2008 23:30


I suppose now is as good a time as any to mention that I am now fully, undoubtedly, 100% employed. Henceforth I am no longer a lonely, out-of-work pathetic loser, but rather an equally lonely, career secure pathetic... Ahem.

Anyway, I am now promoted to the glorious position of boat captain. It's only a matter of time before the steering wheel of ( Read more... )

boat captain, tiller is not a euphemism i swear

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ace_of_11s September 17 2008, 04:09:07 UTC
A boat ride does sound like fun.

…But there's no way in hell I'm doing it if you're the captain.

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the_big_z September 17 2008, 04:14:35 UTC
Come now, there's no need to be that way. Boat captaining comes to me so naturally that I fell asleep during the training seminar, having already mastered the material.

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ace_of_11s September 17 2008, 04:22:29 UTC
I wasn't worried about your skills as a captain.

…But now that you mention it, I clearly should be.

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the_big_z September 17 2008, 04:25:27 UTC
Your cruel words are like weedwhackers on the overgrown lawn of my heart, madam. I assure you, I am the very model of a modern major-general. Or boat captain, or whatever.

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ace_of_11s September 17 2008, 06:42:47 UTC
See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Half the time I don't even think you what's coming out of your mouth.

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the_big_z September 17 2008, 18:17:28 UTC
It's not what comes out of a man's mouth that defines him; it's what goes in.

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ace_of_11s September 17 2008, 19:59:39 UTC
…Why do I get the feeling that you don't mean the kind of food he eats. Is the world one big sexual innuendo to you?

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