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[the_big_z]

Ngh...

S-Something's... wrong. Why didn't I think of it earlier!? I-I've been running around acting like an idiot on this island f-f-full of really strong people and bird-men and demons and, and, and other people, and-

G-g-g-girls. *shiver* What was I thinking? Antagonizing people like that, even... even hitting on girls, urk...

This- this isn't safe

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[heroic_commoner]

Look, how dense can you get? You're not gonna get a girlfriend by pretending to be even more of a loser than you already are, no matter how many times you do it.

[the_big_z]

I-I'm not pretending this time! I swear!

[heroic_commoner]

Yeah, right. You must think we're so stupid.

[the_big_z]

I-It was stupid of me to try and trick you all, a-and I don't know what I was thinking, a-a-a-and I-I-I-I'm s-s-s-so s-s-s-sorry... T_T

[heroic_commoner]

Yeah, you'd better be. I can't imagine why you thought any girls would go for this act.

[the_big_z]

N-No, you've got it all I wrong! I was faking last time, but now I'm seriously scared! Aren't you!? Th-This place is full of girls! Some of them have bosoms!

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[heroic_commoner]

Uh. Hello? I'm a girl. Why would I be afraid of other--

Wait a minute.

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[heroic_commoner]

Are you calling me flat?!

[the_big_z]

Y-You're a-

A-

A GIRL!? AAAAAAAAH! S-Stay away from me!

[heroic_commoner]

God, you're, like, the rudest guy on this entire stupid island! I can't believe you!

[the_big_z]

I-I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me for all the crass things I may have said to you without realizing it!

[heroic_commoner]

Without realizing it? Yeah, right. I knew you were a creep the day I met you.

[the_big_z]

I know, I know, I was awful! P-please forgive me!

[heroic_commoner]

Whatever. Just leave me alone, okay?

[the_big_z]

D-Done.