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[the_big_z]

OH GOD!

Like everyone else, I too have been affected by the island's magical mojo! My boundless reserves of raw courage and male bravado have been stripped from me. Like a crawling baby bird, I am helpless and meek! I will require hugs and nurturing. From women. Men, some money to help ease my psychological pain would be nice.

I'm just- *sniff* so- *

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[yo_yo_mercenary]

...Oh.

I'll help you. In exchange for a few things, of course.

[the_big_z]

Sexual favors?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

No. No, not for me. Perhaps if you do something else in exchange...

[the_big_z]

I like a woman who knows what she wants, especially if it's me. What do you want?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

A pony, three hundred dollars, a dozen roses, a plush bear the size of a real bear, a REAL bear, all the delicious food I can eat, another pony, a boat, all the candy I can eat, a cake THIS BIG, and pepper spray.

[the_big_z]

How about you comfort me first, and then I go get those things for you.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Hahahaha, no. ♥

Not much of a man if you can't handle those requests. Guess I'll need to find someone else~

[the_big_z]

;-;

But I'm helpless and pathetic! I can't do anything!

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Not my fault! I'll just go find a man worth my time!