panty raid!

[the_big_q]

I got an email from Fredericks of Hollywood telling me that I can get three free panties with any order at www.fredericks.com. What am I going to do with panties? Why would I order from that website in the first place? I'm a cat. I should be getting email that says three free bags of cat treats with any order.

I'll send this to Kevin or AJ. One of them surely could use some panties.

*scratches at the back door* Now will someone let me out! The night is calling me.