what up dudes

Jan 21, 2005 12:50

hey guys. man ive been meaning to make a comeback on this thing but u know its kinda tough. theres so much pressure-- damn man! its like i said before, on these things if ur life story isnt good enough nobody tunes in--- its true..... i do it myself. if at the start of the day or, u know, whenever i happen to be checking this deally, i check my "friends' page" and all i see is "dude, final exams suck" or "man i cant decide whether to have turkey or ham on my sandwich" then yeah i definately just scroll down passed it and i couldnt care less about this losers life (i say loser with the utmost love and respect hehe). cmon now man nobody cares about ham or turkey (well, to settle it ill just say go with the turkey) and of course final exams suck man, its in their nature! here's 2 ways u can tell theyre supposed to suck...1) they are exams and the word exam is synonymous with "hard ass test" and 2)the word "final" should tip u off that this is ur last chance at success in ur college class and (oh i guess theres 3 then) 3) in the phrase "college class," u should notice the word COLLEGE, which should also tip u off since in the 2005 edition of the websters dictionary, it just so happens that its definition is "location of academic concentration, kinda like highschool in a way except for the fact that it is inexplicably and unnecessarily harder to take a class here than it ever was or will be in highschool".... so therefore combine "hard ass test" with ur "last chance at success" and all that jazz about how college is so much harder than anything uve ever experienced, and yeah man the tests are gonna suck and ur probably gonna suck on them but hey man its all good cuz nobody cares.. we have our own final exams that we like to complain about in the privacy of our own home or dormroom or whatever.
what i want to see more of is the soap opera type stuff where ur like "...well my boyfriend said that his real momma was married to my babys daddy some time long ago and somehow my nana gets mixed into this and it turns out that im insane, my boyfriend is my biological father, and my nana is just a figure of my imagination... as a matter of fact, after a second look, my baby is just a head of lettuce dressed in some of my old New Kids On The Block ultimate fan gear...jesus help me!"---- thast what i like to hear. props to those of u making it happen. smell u all later

( i wish to stress that i was in no way directing my thoughts to anyone in particular and was merely thinking up situations that were somewhat comical. this work is a work of fiction and any similarities to anyone in the whole damn world are simply coincidental and all that jazz. although there are lots of people complaining about final exams i really have no problem with it, in fact, i encurage venting out on this thing since it beats venting out to, say, a professor u dont like or just plain going nuts and jumping off the designated suicide cliff. as for the turkey or ham problem... that is actually a problem i have been having, i cant seem to decide... so let me know what u guys think. i myself am leaning towards the turkey side but im open to any suggestions and comments so please post a comment on my livejournal/forum. ooh and the whole love for the soap opera style entrys still stands... i dont know anyone who doesnt like meddling in other peoples business... keep it real dudes)
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