Farnsworth, go turn out the lights.
This weekend shall go down in the great book of Roseanne, because it was awesome. I spent 3 (count em')3 whole days with Annie and didn't get sick of her, I suppose my Ben Franklin theory doesnt include spending time with Annie. hehe. I went to her house on Friday with Lizinator, and Feebles took us to the mall where we met Sarah, ( read about the aformentioned man named Sarah, in a previous post kids.) We video taped ourselves calling people (mostly thompsonian,haha.) in the wee hours of the morning. Then all trekked to my end of the woods,for anchorman (chuckle) and tacos... mmm. Played pictionary and watched thompson do his dance... and say the N word... TWICE. Liz left us *tear*, and Annie and I beat our record and stayed up till five thirty in the morning. We went out and ran around all day long and bought lighters,took things in my backyard and took turns setting fire to them. My sister had this girl over, whose name is also Liz, and we played with her, annie asked for her toothpaste and she let her, we returned it and I told her thank you for the butt paste. it was the weirdest thing on earth. We ate pepperoni mixed with refried beans.... sounds gross, but annie and I thought it was awesome. Then she pretended to be Diddy, and I was Farnsworth Bentley, see her LJ soon for pictures of such events.
For Annie's Viewing Pleasure
"Wheres my penis? Maybe it's this? No, thats my corsage... no, those are my fugly shoes..."
" Annie, when you're diddy, you're a BITCH!"
" I broke another bong! Call Ryan, he can make one out of an apple."
" I encrust everything with Diamonds!"
" Hes not a nigga, and he wrote the mein kampf!"
For Liz's pleasure
" I'm masturbating with the ouija board, COME SATAN, COME TO ME!!"
" Cut cut cut cut cut cut "
" Are those the gates of hell sarah?"
lyrics for annie's viewing pleasure
Get out, right now, it's the end of you and me! (drops phone)
I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you...
You won't have to strain to look into my eyes
^ I'll probably think of you everytime I hear that one <3
andy dick's a pimp. (wow, that would look real bad without that apostrophe saving it.)
For Annie's Viewing Pleasure
"Wheres my penis? Maybe it's this? No, thats my corsage... no, those are my fugly shoes..."
" Annie, when you're diddy, you're a BITCH!"
" I broke another bong! Call Ryan, he can make one out of an apple."
" I encrust everything with Diamonds!"
" Hes not a nigga, and he wrote the mein kampf!"
For Liz's pleasure
" I'm masturbating with the ouija board, COME SATAN, COME TO ME!!"
" Cut cut cut cut cut cut "
" Are those the gates of hell sarah?"
lyrics for annie's viewing pleasure
Get out, right now, it's the end of you and me! (drops phone)
I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you...
You won't have to strain to look into my eyes
^ I'll probably think of you everytime I hear that one <3
andy dick's a pimp. (wow, that would look real bad without that apostrophe saving it.)