im back (woooo?)
well to start off there definitly should be a solo whenever i say 'im back.' dont care what, drums, guitar, banjo, swedish monkeys, ANYTHING!
well anyways back to brastax...
homestarrunner-"oh i didnt bring any i drove"
strongbad-"oh this is going to be painful"
homestarrunner-"what? the tacks? yea if you sit on them"
anyways, back to the theory, but not knowing what might happen next is the problem when it comes to "bringing down gfthe house" with a much needed solo whenever i say 'im back' or any of my other random comments with much influence towards society.
and then i heard of "comp romp" and "lets go to the comp romp and have ourselves a bit"
Now that the attention of the interplanatery motion sencership program has been found we can make sure of my solo whenever i say a random comment and the likes and suches, and here is how....
I was walking through the forest that had appeared in my back yard last night, when i noticed:"theres a forest in my backyard" yet i kept walking not relaly caring much.
About 20 minutes later, a fox jumped out and said that my front teeth looked delicious, and almost as nutritious as the ones from outer space.(and when he said this he got a banjo solo :O) Then a monkey poipped out and was gradually eraticated by the monkey living next door.
Anyways when i got home i got my tests back from the doctor, and no i wasn't pregnant.
That night when i was watching the telly with my uncle frank, the phone rang, so i answered it with a remark known only to those who say they know it. YTHe man offered me a free ribeye steak, so i said sure, and left for that ribeye steak. Well now, he didnt really mean 'ribeye steak' he actually incedentally meant 'pork' by the rib part and 'rump' by the eye part, but actually misspelled it on the teleprompter.
Well that evening the terrorists managed to break into my basment, so i had to play checkers with them. It wasnt fun, and that wasnt the only time its happened (:O). Well i made soup, and when the bikini broth as ready i asked for four tablespoons of honey nut ceareal oil, and some tea and i left for the forest.
Instead of a forest there was an aliean spacecraft, and i walked in, eraticating hte property of not only the aliens, but their home country too.
Well then they said that i had deeply dishonoured their queen, and told me that i could ahve a solo whenever i say random things.
and that is how I get a solo(my choice whenever i say random things).
Well now THe brasstax was not quite complete because the president of an unkown country who recently had AIDS, jumped to the attention of the mongolians, and they all tried to steal my power of soloing. So they waged war. Incidentally they knocked on my back door, but i wasnt to be found. Now a live band went by, so they gave up their war, and joined.
Now that is the part that distrusts the elves gfor when they walk down the street, they now run past my house.
anyways now that that was the ending i have to finish.
At this point I had those swedish monkey, brass tacks, and the sorts and likes at my recent need, so i would say random things and have solos all the time.
Now as one might say "Dry t-shirt contests-YOu'll never find a more degrading contest, ora lesser waste of water"
~the end~
ps im hot
well anyways back to brastax...
homestarrunner-"oh i didnt bring any i drove"
strongbad-"oh this is going to be painful"
homestarrunner-"what? the tacks? yea if you sit on them"
anyways, back to the theory, but not knowing what might happen next is the problem when it comes to "bringing down gfthe house" with a much needed solo whenever i say 'im back' or any of my other random comments with much influence towards society.
and then i heard of "comp romp" and "lets go to the comp romp and have ourselves a bit"
Now that the attention of the interplanatery motion sencership program has been found we can make sure of my solo whenever i say a random comment and the likes and suches, and here is how....
I was walking through the forest that had appeared in my back yard last night, when i noticed:"theres a forest in my backyard" yet i kept walking not relaly caring much.
About 20 minutes later, a fox jumped out and said that my front teeth looked delicious, and almost as nutritious as the ones from outer space.(and when he said this he got a banjo solo :O) Then a monkey poipped out and was gradually eraticated by the monkey living next door.
Anyways when i got home i got my tests back from the doctor, and no i wasn't pregnant.
That night when i was watching the telly with my uncle frank, the phone rang, so i answered it with a remark known only to those who say they know it. YTHe man offered me a free ribeye steak, so i said sure, and left for that ribeye steak. Well now, he didnt really mean 'ribeye steak' he actually incedentally meant 'pork' by the rib part and 'rump' by the eye part, but actually misspelled it on the teleprompter.
Well that evening the terrorists managed to break into my basment, so i had to play checkers with them. It wasnt fun, and that wasnt the only time its happened (:O). Well i made soup, and when the bikini broth as ready i asked for four tablespoons of honey nut ceareal oil, and some tea and i left for the forest.
Instead of a forest there was an aliean spacecraft, and i walked in, eraticating hte property of not only the aliens, but their home country too.
Well then they said that i had deeply dishonoured their queen, and told me that i could ahve a solo whenever i say random things.
and that is how I get a solo(my choice whenever i say random things).
Well now THe brasstax was not quite complete because the president of an unkown country who recently had AIDS, jumped to the attention of the mongolians, and they all tried to steal my power of soloing. So they waged war. Incidentally they knocked on my back door, but i wasnt to be found. Now a live band went by, so they gave up their war, and joined.
Now that is the part that distrusts the elves gfor when they walk down the street, they now run past my house.
anyways now that that was the ending i have to finish.
At this point I had those swedish monkey, brass tacks, and the sorts and likes at my recent need, so i would say random things and have solos all the time.
Now as one might say "Dry t-shirt contests-YOu'll never find a more degrading contest, ora lesser waste of water"
~the end~
ps im hot