WEEKEND WARRIOR

[the_beer_skin]

OK WHERE TO START. HAD A LOT OF CRAZY FUN ALL THE TIME BUT I’LL JUST START WITH THIS WEEKEND. FRIDAY WENT TO SOME FUCKED UP PARTYS THAT WERE WAY COOL AND TRIED TO GO HOME BUT ALAS SLEEP THWARTED MY PLANS WHILE I WAS AT TINKS HOUSE. SATURDAY, STARTED DRINKIN FUCKIN ER (RANDY LANGUAGE FOR EARLY) AND ENDED UP TRASHED BY THE TIME THE SILENCE KILLS/ ARMY OF JESUS SHOW STARTED, IT WAS FUN. WENT TO A CRAZY HUGE PARTY WHERE I SAW HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE RUN WHEN THE COPS SHOWED UP, AND WHEN THE CROWED CLEARED IT WAS JUST LIKE 6 OR 7 AUSTIN PUNKS STANDING THERE WHEN THE COPS SAID THEY WEREN’T EVEN THERE FOR THE PARTY IT WAS FOR A BREAK IN CALL. HAHAHAHA STUPID PEOPLE. HUNG OUT THERE AND DRANK TILL TINK WANTED TO LEAVE. SUNDAY I FEALT LIKE CRAP ALLLLLLL DAY. WENT TO EAT CHINESE WHICH WAS A HILARIOUS ADVENTURE WITH LIZA ASHLEY NIKO AND AARON. BUT LATER IT CUASED ME TO FEAL A LOT WORSE! WATCHED I HEART HUCKABEES WHICH IS OFFICIALLY HILARIOUS. THEN SLEAPT PEACEFULLY ON THE COUCH UNTIL I WAS AWAKENED BY CHAVO HUMPING ME, TALKED TO DRUNKEN ROBERT FOR A BIT AND THEN WENT BACK TO THE FUTON OF SLUMBER. LATER I WAS AWAKENED BY A LONE TINK WHO WANTED TO WATCH MOVIES. I DECLINED AND LATER GOT ONLINE WHERE IT WAS SUGGESTED THAT WE BUY A FISHING POLE, SOME SNACKS AND A BEER OR 2 AND FIND A LAKE TO FISH IN. BEING 15 TILL MIDNIGHT I DECIDED, SURE! WHY THE FUCK NOT! HAHA SO OFF WE GO WITH DIRECTIONS TO A LAKE OFF OF BRAKER AND DUVAL. WE SEARCH FOR ABOUT 45 MINUTES CUZ THE DIRECTIONS WERE WRONG, AND WHEN WE FIND THE LAKE IT IS ENCIRCLED BY A GATE AND A SIGN THAT SAYS NO FISHING WITHOUT A PERMIT, AND ANOTHER THAT SAYS PARK HOURS 8 AM TO 10 PM. BOO! NEEDLESS TO SAY THE BEER IS STILL IN MY FRIDGE. I’LL GO THROUGHT THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE WEEKEND LATER. I DON’T WANNA BE AT WORK RIGHT NOW.
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