For the lovebirds.

[the_beany_one]

This was supposed to be a Valentine's Day present to Mrak, but school hit me hard in the face this past month. So I rededicate it to Kasey and Erin on their day of yum, although the target of the lyrics is still the same (let's say that part is a Saint Patrick's Day present from an Irishman to a wannabe Irishman's butt). This is the song You're the Inspiration by Chicago with modified lyrics. I call it "Rear Insemination."



You know your arse is glowing red
The kind of red you get from my "head"
And I want you under me
All of tonight or until we pee

You're a ho, all over I know
You're always on my wang, in my mouth
So tenderly

I'm the reason you have lice
Rear insemination
You cop feels between my legs
Rear insemination
Wanna have you in me
I wanna hear you hear me screaming
No one rapes you more than I rape you

And I know, yes I know, that it's plain to see
You play hard to get everyday
Now I know that I need my wang in ye
From tonight until the end of time

You're a ho, all over I know
You're always on my wang, in my mouth
So tenderly

I'm the reason you have lice
Rear insemination
You cop feels between my legs
Rear insemination
Wanna have you in me
I wanna hear you hear me screaming
No one rapes you more than I rape you

Wanna have you in me
I wanna hear you hear me screaming
No one rapes you more than I rape you

I'm the reason you have lice
Rear insemination
You cop feels between my legs
Rear insemination
Wanna have you in me
I wanna hear you hear me screaming
No one rapes you more than I rape you

Lyrics used to make this: http://lyrics.astraweb.com/display/956/peter_cetera..youre_the_inspiration..youre_the_inspiration.html

Special thanks to Elite Beat Agents for giving me this idea: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVh9VW7mZbs&mode=related&search= (no that's not me playing; my webcam can't capture jack shit)