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[the_bastard_ds]

[Boy, this is a noisy voice post. Sounds like DS is trashing his apartment. And are those high-pitched squeals in the back?]

OUT! GET OUT, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!

[squeeeaaall!]

IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU STALK ME AT HOME, BUT NOW YOU SHOW UP HERE?! I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN!

[OOC: Lars makes a fine "national animal" for Metallicana. 8D DS disagrees

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[Voice]

[not_your_cherry]

LUCHE! Watch what you're doing! You almost killed me there!!!

[the_bastard_ds]

Sorry!

[not_your_cherry]

Why are you trying to destroy the apartment anyway?!

[the_bastard_ds]

BECAUSE OF THAT DAMNED DRAGON!

[Lars squeals again and goes to find Yoko. SHE CAN BE A SHEILD.]

[not_your_cherry]

I think he's kinda cute. [Boobsquish the dragon!]

[the_bastard_ds]

WHAT?!

[Lars just.. blushes]

[not_your_cherry]

[More boobsquishing. FACE IN BOOBS!!]

He's cute.

[the_bastard_ds]

HE'S AN ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT AND WHY ARE YOU HUGGING HIM LIKE THAT.

["Serves you right." Of course, Yoko can't hear that.]

SHUT UP.

[not_your_cherry]

.... YO SHUT UP YOU DUMMY!!

[Yup, totally thought he was talking to her. Huggles the dragon closer.]

[the_bastard_ds]

[Lars makes a chattering noise. Is that laughter?]

Aaauggh.. I wasn't talking to you, Miss Yoko! I was telling Lars to shut up.

[not_your_cherry]

[Rolls her eyes at him.]

I'm taking a shower.

[What's that? She's taking the dragon with her?]

[the_bastard_ds]

... YOKO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

[not_your_cherry]

[Turns to look at him.]

Taking a shower dummy.

[the_bastard_ds]

With HIM?

[He points to Lars, who says "You deserve it. Especially with how you treat my sister."]

[not_your_cherry]

Why not?

[the_bastard_ds]

Uh, hello? He's a guy. Just reborn as a dragon.