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[the_bastard_ds]

I hate today's curse. You don't want to know what's going on in my head. And if you say nothing, I'll kick your fucking ass. But that's not really true because I threaten a lot but never mean what I say. If this were my world though, I definitely would.

I wish Miss Yoko wasn't so set in her ways sometimes. I'd feel a lot better if she came back to my apartment so I could keep an eye on her. I mean, yeah, I act like a fucking asshole who doesn't care about anything, but Yoko is everything to me and I would die again for her. Again isn't really right though.. seeing this Yoko's younger than the other one? Gah, I don't get it.

I'd love to take over this City and make it my own. I'd probably kick out half of you fuckers and turn the City into an actual ENJOYABLE place. Sure, I'd love to rule the world, cause destruction and mayhem, but this place I'd make my summer house.

And another thing. I really hate not getting laid for months. I operate on sex and destruction. Take those things away from me and I'm like a cup of coffee without the coffee mix. I love Yoko though, so I'm trying to hold out. Dear God, please let the sex be fucking mind blowing when it finally - or ever - happens.

... Fuck. I really hate this curse.