Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In June I put money in
babi_monkey420's expired parking meter (14 points). In January on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I helped
tiggy162004 hide a body (-173 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
sailorsenshimom (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5198 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
the_azur_blur