Mayans and Nazis and video games, oh my!

[the_arachne]

Last night I dreamt I was doing Indiana Jones-styled exporation of a temple somewhere in the Yucatan (my humidifier no doubt helping the impression of tropical humidity). A previous exploration team had gone missing some years before. While exploring the ruins, we discovered that most of the artifacts were fakes made by nazis trying to hide gold and tools, so I happily destroyed them. There were a lot of long sticks covered in thorny spikes that had been painted red or black. After doing this for a while, some Egyptian spirits came were able to activate a big section of the temple that had previously been inaccessible (basically, some styrofoam blocks appeared/started moving). We found some backpacks around this area and realize they belonged to the missing team. A bit further in, we discovered the ghosts of the team's twins, a boy and a girl who became a man and a woman. The man was horny and wanted to have sex with the ghost of Marylin Monroe, but a simulacrum of a woman's body was needed to do this. We found a bunch of life size Barbie parts, and started putting it together. We didn't have all the leg parts, so the dummy had one thigh with a foot connected to it. At this point, I was thinking this whole thing wasn't a very good idea.

With some work, this could be a fun video game. Maybe change the last part a bit.