Screw this resume-writing bullshit. I'm going to watch Love Actually!
But Laura, this is your last assignment ever! Surely you can give it one more hour.
Shut the fuck up conscience! Who invited you to this procrastination party!
But Laura! This is your last assignment EVER! You know you can do better than this... you being so smart and all...
How about you give it one more hour, go take a shower, make yourself a BLT and then watch Love Actually hmmmm?
So one more hour of this.
Then I can watch some charming british people snog each other.
I win at life and am most certainly not procrastinating.
Sorry for the spamming of your f-lists btw my dears.