I will commit to chewing my food better

[the_americanist]

Comments

[liviadrusila]

What a waste of gummy bears. :(

[jantzus]

I like the music.

I also like the Chinese squatting toilets. No need to waste porcelain and it's a good opportunity to build up your thigh muscles.

[belushi81x]

you post the wierdest s***.

[anonymous]

If anything like 18 hot dogs, 30 golf balls, or 3.5 pounds of dog food is coming out of your ass, you have a lot more to worry about than whether your toilet will clog or not. That's not, "Man, I wish I had a plunger," that is "Man, I wish I could reach my cellphone because I think I just shit out most of my viscera."