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][twelve][ impossible things before breakfast ][ audio

Oct 13, 2010 23:42

[ a sound of exertion, or rather an exhale denoting it following the ON click of the device, then another breath as if that took a bit more effort than it ought to have...because it did ]

Well. I suppose it being the City there were bound to be more creative spins on the usual tricks ( Read more... )

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wandbreaker October 14 2010, 03:47:08 UTC

You're an incorrect size?

audio][ the_alice October 14 2010, 03:49:38 UTC

Yes. I have been, in fact, for the better part of the day.

audio][ wandbreaker October 14 2010, 03:51:09 UTC

Too big or too small?

audio][ the_alice October 14 2010, 03:53:09 UTC

Too small.

Specifically, I fit inside of a modest teapot.

audio][ wandbreaker October 14 2010, 03:56:41 UTC

Are you having trouble getting anywhere? I could take you in my pocket, if you please.

audio][ 1/2 the_alice October 14 2010, 04:00:12 UTC

I appreciate the offer.

audio][ the_alice October 14 2010, 04:01:14 UTC

But I've nowhere I need to be today.

It might be nice to go outside all the same though, even without a particular destination in mind.

audio][ wandbreaker October 14 2010, 04:04:20 UTC

You could wander among the flowers.

But then you might have to do battle with a squirrel.

audio][ the_alice October 14 2010, 04:06:04 UTC

Or a bumblebee.

Unless all they stopped for was conversation.

audio][ wandbreaker October 14 2010, 04:08:26 UTC

There would be peril if it was a bumblebee. Although what do they converse about?

audio][ the_alice October 14 2010, 04:16:09 UTC

Oh I don't know. I've never spoken to one before, but I imagine they would have something interesting to say.

It wouldn't be all that perilous anyway, if it was just talking.

Though...I suppose talking can be perilous in its own way.

[ oh social parties....how she does not miss them ]

audio][ wandbreaker October 14 2010, 04:20:46 UTC

Only if you're speaking to unpleasant company.

I'd expect wasps would be worse than bumblebees.

audio][ the_alice October 14 2010, 04:26:21 UTC

If they want to be contrary, it could be the other way around, but it's difficult to say without actually running into them.

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No practical jokes on you today so far, from the sound of it?

audio][ wandbreaker October 14 2010, 04:27:53 UTC

Just my usual war with the cat.

audio][ the_alice October 14 2010, 04:28:44 UTC

Who is winning?

audio][ wandbreaker October 14 2010, 04:32:25 UTC

He's won today's battle, but I will win tomorrow's war.

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