Ever have those days where you don't feel motivated and end up in the back of a truck with a cow?
Yesterday morning Austin and I were talking.
Austin: This feels like it's going to be one of those days where you're not motivated to do anything.
Me: Yeah.
Austin: And then you try to do stuff anyway, and you just end up getting really frustrated.
Me: Yeah, and you get so frustrated that you end up stabbing someone in the eye with your pencil and they bleed to death and you're charged with murder and go to prison.
Austin: And you have to go through the trouble of planning a jail break
Me: Yeah and then you're running away down the highway, and you have to hitchhike.
Austin: And you end up in the back of a pickup truck with a cow.
Me: Yeah, because that's how everyone transports their cows, one at a time in the back of a pickup truck.
*Bookie walks up and looks at us funny*
Me: We're talking about how today feels like it's going to be one of those days where you're not motivated-
Austin: And you end up in the back of a truck with a cow!
*Bookie gives us the "You're freaks" look and walks off*
Austin: So anyway, you're in the back of the truck with the cow.
Me: And the cops start chasing you.
Austin: And the guy just drives really really fast and takes sharp turns and stuff and the cow flops around in the back.
Me: Yeah.
Austin: And the guy in the passenger seat takes a banjo out of the glove box and starts playing. And you start going over these hills and the car is going so fast it's just jumping them.
Me: And then the car blows up in midair.
Austin: And throws you out of it and you get away.
Me: Riding the cow.
Austin: Yeah.
That was so much fun.
Austin: This feels like it's going to be one of those days where you're not motivated to do anything.
Me: Yeah.
Austin: And then you try to do stuff anyway, and you just end up getting really frustrated.
Me: Yeah, and you get so frustrated that you end up stabbing someone in the eye with your pencil and they bleed to death and you're charged with murder and go to prison.
Austin: And you have to go through the trouble of planning a jail break
Me: Yeah and then you're running away down the highway, and you have to hitchhike.
Austin: And you end up in the back of a pickup truck with a cow.
Me: Yeah, because that's how everyone transports their cows, one at a time in the back of a pickup truck.
*Bookie walks up and looks at us funny*
Me: We're talking about how today feels like it's going to be one of those days where you're not motivated-
Austin: And you end up in the back of a truck with a cow!
*Bookie gives us the "You're freaks" look and walks off*
Austin: So anyway, you're in the back of the truck with the cow.
Me: And the cops start chasing you.
Austin: And the guy just drives really really fast and takes sharp turns and stuff and the cow flops around in the back.
Me: Yeah.
Austin: And the guy in the passenger seat takes a banjo out of the glove box and starts playing. And you start going over these hills and the car is going so fast it's just jumping them.
Me: And then the car blows up in midair.
Austin: And throws you out of it and you get away.
Me: Riding the cow.
Austin: Yeah.
That was so much fun.