adventures in the mediocre
calavera roja: OH MY GOD JESS. the morning I am having
calavera roja: ohgod
calavera roja: ohgod ok
calavera roja: so after i dropped my mom off at work, I'm outside and I figure, hey, I'll clean up/wash the car real quick while it's not too hot
Jessica mdouglas: uh oh.. okay tell me about it
Jessica mdouglas: *nods*
calavera roja: so I started doing that, got to the point where I was cleaning out the inside of trash and other bits and threw them out in the trashcan
calavera roja: so i get back to the car and I'm about to start it up so I can move it under the porch for shade and uh
calavera roja: I don't have my key. I was using my spare because my normal keys were inside the house and so im like ..........:O
calavera roja: I look all around and..oh god, unthinkable, but.
calavera roja: i threw it with my trash in the trash
calavera roja: so.
calavera roja: had to search it out.
calavera roja: FOUND IT, but was left feeling rather stupid because I threw it out with my tissues/papers
Jessica mdouglas: ...
Jessica mdouglas: oh lordy
calavera roja: yes and so I finished donig that, came back inside, started washing dishes, then I was going to sweep the kitchen and I get no farther than ONE sweep in and the broom breaks in half.
calavera roja: it's a cheapie one
calavera roja: the kind that the handle is like, plastic over an aluminum hollow thing?
calavera roja: so it's broken.
calavera roja: im looking at it liek "...."
calavera roja: so I'm moving to go and throw it out, open the back door which is in the kitchen and there's this huge outside-roach trying to get in
Jessica mdouglas: ... the broom.. broke..
Jessica mdouglas: omfg
calavera roja: SO like a genius I'm trying to smash it with the broom because I'm barefoot and fuck no im not smashing a roach with my foot
calavera roja: and I make the mistake of a straight up and down sort of smash thinking that'll kill it rather than the flat side of the broom and what do I do?
calavera roja: I ended up accidentally putting too much pressure on that broken part of the handle, and that aluminum part is actually really sharp!
calavera roja: so I cut my hand and bled all over the handle/outside concrete/kitchen floor on my way back inside
Jessica mdouglas: oh god ; ; oh god bebe
calavera roja: and I didn't get the roach. = =
Jessica mdouglas: omfg
Jessica mdouglas: *hugs hugs hugs*
calavera roja: I think this is the universe telling me I need a crash helmet for life omfg.
calavera roja: so
calavera roja: so this is my morning
calavera roja: lmfao
Jessica mdouglas: ; ;
Jessica mdouglas: well at elast a crash helmet for today omg
calavera roja: ISNT IT AMAZING?
calavera roja: oh my god.
calavera roja: its like
calavera roja: all at once
calavera roja: lmafo
calavera roja: i laugh now but I was running around with a bleeding hand earlier
calavera roja: ohgod
calavera roja: ohgod ok
calavera roja: so after i dropped my mom off at work, I'm outside and I figure, hey, I'll clean up/wash the car real quick while it's not too hot
Jessica mdouglas: uh oh.. okay tell me about it
Jessica mdouglas: *nods*
calavera roja: so I started doing that, got to the point where I was cleaning out the inside of trash and other bits and threw them out in the trashcan
calavera roja: so i get back to the car and I'm about to start it up so I can move it under the porch for shade and uh
calavera roja: I don't have my key. I was using my spare because my normal keys were inside the house and so im like ..........:O
calavera roja: I look all around and..oh god, unthinkable, but.
calavera roja: i threw it with my trash in the trash
calavera roja: so.
calavera roja: had to search it out.
calavera roja: FOUND IT, but was left feeling rather stupid because I threw it out with my tissues/papers
Jessica mdouglas: ...
Jessica mdouglas: oh lordy
calavera roja: yes and so I finished donig that, came back inside, started washing dishes, then I was going to sweep the kitchen and I get no farther than ONE sweep in and the broom breaks in half.
calavera roja: it's a cheapie one
calavera roja: the kind that the handle is like, plastic over an aluminum hollow thing?
calavera roja: so it's broken.
calavera roja: im looking at it liek "...."
calavera roja: so I'm moving to go and throw it out, open the back door which is in the kitchen and there's this huge outside-roach trying to get in
Jessica mdouglas: ... the broom.. broke..
Jessica mdouglas: omfg
calavera roja: SO like a genius I'm trying to smash it with the broom because I'm barefoot and fuck no im not smashing a roach with my foot
calavera roja: and I make the mistake of a straight up and down sort of smash thinking that'll kill it rather than the flat side of the broom and what do I do?
calavera roja: I ended up accidentally putting too much pressure on that broken part of the handle, and that aluminum part is actually really sharp!
calavera roja: so I cut my hand and bled all over the handle/outside concrete/kitchen floor on my way back inside
Jessica mdouglas: oh god ; ; oh god bebe
calavera roja: and I didn't get the roach. = =
Jessica mdouglas: omfg
Jessica mdouglas: *hugs hugs hugs*
calavera roja: I think this is the universe telling me I need a crash helmet for life omfg.
calavera roja: so
calavera roja: so this is my morning
calavera roja: lmfao
Jessica mdouglas: ; ;
Jessica mdouglas: well at elast a crash helmet for today omg
calavera roja: ISNT IT AMAZING?
calavera roja: oh my god.
calavera roja: its like
calavera roja: all at once
calavera roja: lmafo
calavera roja: i laugh now but I was running around with a bleeding hand earlier