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Yes, I'm going to ruin my long time record of not being associate with people who rant about meaningless teenage crap on their Livejournals. But i suppose I'll balance it out with a...
Know what's stupid?
So i was sitting in Sunday school ... yes, Sunday school ... when one of my teachers, the annoying Emory, who's attention span is about as vast as a two year-olds, starting proclaiming the most subjective crap and was trying to force his ideals onto us. Me, being the chaos conjurer of the class, starting shutting him down with facts throughout history that proved his rant incorrect and meaningless. (I kinda feel the need to state that I am a good Christian, but sometimes "the church" in general pisses me off, for reasons too long to express in this Livejournal entry). Anyway, during my "shutting down Emory" speech, I came to a realization...
Why do Anglicans follow a book (the book of common prayer) that was written by Henry VIII and his family, a man who created the Anglican church solely because he wanted to legally screw more woman so he could have a male heir to his throne? Silly Anglicans.
Kk, now for my teenage rant.
I can't stop thinking about this kid. I never thought I liked him, cause he's the man!! I sit next to him in class every day and we just draw random pictures of justice about nothing (kinda like a bad Seinfeld episode). It bothers me that I like him since i could never picture us together ... like turkey and cheese, hm, maybe not the best example. more like, stringbeans and candy canes? Meh! enough with the senseless analogies. I guess i can't stand it because i never feel like i'm not good enough for a person, and yet I feel this way with him because he's a reincarnated version of Jesus ... he's a genius, hilarious and yes, he can even make the blind see. So!! The dilemma is:
a) do i say something (a Hollis B. suggestion)? keep in mind, i sit next to this person, and if worse comes to worse, I'll have to deal with my humiliation forever
b) keep quiet and feel like an exploding firecracker all the time?
or
c) dance!
Know what's stupid?
So i was sitting in Sunday school ... yes, Sunday school ... when one of my teachers, the annoying Emory, who's attention span is about as vast as a two year-olds, starting proclaiming the most subjective crap and was trying to force his ideals onto us. Me, being the chaos conjurer of the class, starting shutting him down with facts throughout history that proved his rant incorrect and meaningless. (I kinda feel the need to state that I am a good Christian, but sometimes "the church" in general pisses me off, for reasons too long to express in this Livejournal entry). Anyway, during my "shutting down Emory" speech, I came to a realization...
Why do Anglicans follow a book (the book of common prayer) that was written by Henry VIII and his family, a man who created the Anglican church solely because he wanted to legally screw more woman so he could have a male heir to his throne? Silly Anglicans.
Kk, now for my teenage rant.
I can't stop thinking about this kid. I never thought I liked him, cause he's the man!! I sit next to him in class every day and we just draw random pictures of justice about nothing (kinda like a bad Seinfeld episode). It bothers me that I like him since i could never picture us together ... like turkey and cheese, hm, maybe not the best example. more like, stringbeans and candy canes? Meh! enough with the senseless analogies. I guess i can't stand it because i never feel like i'm not good enough for a person, and yet I feel this way with him because he's a reincarnated version of Jesus ... he's a genius, hilarious and yes, he can even make the blind see. So!! The dilemma is:
a) do i say something (a Hollis B. suggestion)? keep in mind, i sit next to this person, and if worse comes to worse, I'll have to deal with my humiliation forever
b) keep quiet and feel like an exploding firecracker all the time?
or
c) dance!