One more reason I kind of hate my job.

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The dumb shit lady who works in my office, who previously proclaimed "I don't understand why schools can't teach evolution and creationism side by side. I just don't!" is busy yaking on the phone telling someone that she just "discovered" that soy milk and canned peaches make a great smoothie. Discovery of a life time, it sound like.

Fuck. My. Life.