The Moo and Poo show....
I have came to realized I am not very good with kids when it comes to humor or joke telling. One day as me and HB were getting him ready to visit Grandma's house (my mom), I was entertaining Jesse by useing his stuffed animals as puppets.
I grabbed this little cow that had a built in cow bell, and I named him "Moo" and an old school Winnie the Pooh that was made out of like wool or something and really soft, I named him "Poo". And I was making them dance and sing, like Vaudville type humor for Jesse....
During the show, Poo turns to ask Moo...
"Hey Moo, have you met my Grandma yet?"....
"No Poo, I haven't. What's your Grandma's name....?"
....and right as I said that, HB walked in on me....
HB:"What are you saying to my son?"...
44:"Poo was askin' Moo if he had met his Grandma yet... and was asking him what is Poo's grandma's name?".
She started laughing... but at the sametime she was trying to pull herself together to scold me. But she was laughing to hard to let me finish my little act. Damn... here's the punch line:
...Poo grandma's name was Gretchen.
I grabbed this little cow that had a built in cow bell, and I named him "Moo" and an old school Winnie the Pooh that was made out of like wool or something and really soft, I named him "Poo". And I was making them dance and sing, like Vaudville type humor for Jesse....
During the show, Poo turns to ask Moo...
"Hey Moo, have you met my Grandma yet?"....
"No Poo, I haven't. What's your Grandma's name....?"
....and right as I said that, HB walked in on me....
HB:"What are you saying to my son?"...
44:"Poo was askin' Moo if he had met his Grandma yet... and was asking him what is Poo's grandma's name?".
She started laughing... but at the sametime she was trying to pull herself together to scold me. But she was laughing to hard to let me finish my little act. Damn... here's the punch line:
...Poo grandma's name was Gretchen.