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What if...Okay so name 10 people1:Cody 2:Brandon 3:Britt 4:Annie 5:Kara 6:Myra 7:Adriana 8:Dominic 9:Frankie 10:Tim Alrighty. Now, what if....Number 1 was really your mother ?:HAHAHAHA Number 2 was who you were going to marry?:Wow. Number 3 got turned into a frog?:No. Britt cannot be a frog You and number 4 got drunk and madeout?:Weird. You and number 5 woke up in the same bed and didnt remember how or why?:We have done that before. Number 6 moved to the other side of the world?:Noooo! Myra cannot move!! You found out that number 7 is a man?:Impossible. You caught number 8 in a polkodotted thong?:Ha. I could so see Dominic in one of those. Number 9 confessed their love for you?:I dunno what I'd think Number 10 kissed you?:We have before once upon a time Number 1 just started sniffing you?:Pssh You found out that number 2 was doing drugs?:He only smokes Number 3 could fly?:"Britt!! Take me with you!!!!" Number 4 was pregnant?:I'd ask who it belonged to. Number 5 told you that they were never going to see you again?:=( Number 6 ate YOUR cookie?:Fucking Myra!!! That stoner.... You and number 7 went to the zoo?:We'd fuck around and throw shit at the animals Number 8 lied to you?:*gasp* Dominic! Number 9 turned into a coconut?:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You and number 10 were deserted on an island?:Weirdness..... You and number 1 went to the moon?:That'd be awesome! Number 2 got a job?:SURPRISE SURPRISE Number 3 got hurt badly in an accident?:I'd be so sad Number 4 needed help with a problem but you were going out?:I'd drop it or talk to her on the phone Number 5 was sad?:Make her happy Number 6 was being a super-bitch?:I'd be Super Duper Bitch back Number 7 was randomly in your house one morning?:"Adriana...what the fuck are you doing here?" You went to take a shower and 8 was in your bathroom?:o_O Number 9 drank waayy too much at a party?:Help him Number 10 ran away from home?:So? Number 1 showed up at your window at 3 AM to escape their house?:I'd let him in. You and 2 were walking down the street and saw an eskimo?:We'd laugh soooooo hard. Number 3 came to your house riding a llama?:Aw Britt..a llama...."take it back to the zoo" Take this survey | Find more surveys
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Long, In-Depth MySpace Survey (350 Q's)*The Basics*Name::Samantha Jo Klein aka Sama Age::18 Gender::Female Hometown::Simi Valley, CA Current location::Canoga Park, CA Who you live with::My mom, step dad and 2 half brothers Zodiac::Pisces Chinese zodiac::Dragon School::Canoga Park Senior High School Job::Cashier/Office Secretary type thing Ethnicity::White Hobbies/Interests::Music, drawing, coloring, Myspace, etc *Appearance*Height::5'9 Weight::... Build::More cushion for the pushin Eye color::Blue Hair color::Blonde -Is it natural::Yes Hair style::Long and straight Clothing style::Whatever I like Glasses/contacts::No Freckles::Very few Braces::Used to Tattoos::Not yet Piercings::Not yet *Personality*Describe your personality in one or two words::Sama Are you generally optimistic or pessimistic::Eh Are you liberal or conservative::A bit of both Are you shy or outgoing::Both Are you funny or serious::Both Are you independent::Yes Do you look down on others::No Do you make fun of others::Yes Are you goth, preppy, a skater, punk, etc.::No labels! Are you generally happy::Yes Do you get depressed often::Yes Do you get mad easily::Yes Are you trustworthy::Yes Are you dependable::Yes Do you consider yourself to be smart::Yes Do you think you're attractive::Yes and no Do you have high or low self-esteem::Average *Favorites*Color::Black and green Animal::Tiger, panther, wolf Number::13, 420 Food::Italian Sport::Snowboarding, wakeboarding Movie::Many Book::Many TV show::Many Band/musician::The Kottonmouth Kings Music genre::Kottonmouth Kings Cartoon/anime::... Comic book::... Video game::Need for Speed Hot Pursuit Car::Lamborghini Subject::Computers Word or phrase::Many Celebrity::Bah Person::Bah *Family*Mother's name/age::Sandra Klein Bauer Father's name/age::Kelly Barth Siblings' names/ages::Connor, Trevor, kelly Any half- or step-siblings::3 How close are you to your family::Eh How dysfunctional is your family::Eh Name one thing you like about your family::My Aunt Name one thing you dislike about your family::eh Describe what a typical family gathering is like::eh Do you get along with your family::eh *Friends*Estimate how many friends you have::A LOT Name a few::Adriana, Brandon, Dominic, Kara, Annie, Cody, Nick, Frankie, Tim, Vickie, Rachel, Jesse...etc. Do you make friends easily::Yes Do you like to meet new people::Yes Best friend::Many Friend you've known the longest::Annie Friend who knows you best::A lot of them do Friend you know best::I know all my friends Most fun::All Funniest::All Loudest::All Quietest::All Most outgoing::All Shyest::All Best listener::All Always the life of the party::All *Love Life*Do you believe in love::Yes -In love at first sight::No Ever been in love::Yes -With whom::He knows but doesn't care Are you in love::Yes -With whom::Doesn't matter First crush::Derek Hintz First kiss::Dunno -How was it::Awesome Ever had an unrequited love::No Are you taken or single::Dunno -If taken, by whom:: -How long have you been together:: -Do you think you'll get married someday::Yes Do you love your friends::Yes Do you love your family::Yes Would you ever give your life for a loved one::Yes What is your definition of true love::... Do you want a monogamous relationship::... Do you have a friend with benefits::I have Do you have a crush on someone right now::Yes Do you think that sex complicates a relationship::No Have you ever rejected someone::Yes Have you ever been rejected::Yes Have you ever been hit on::Yes Have you ever hit on anyone else::Yes Are you a flirt::Yes Are you too shy to ask someone out::Yes Do you make the first move or does the other person::I do Do you think friendships can turn into relationships::No Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend::Yes Have you ever been cheated on::Yes Were you ever tempted to cheat on someone::Yes Do you have dreams about love sometimes::Yes Have you given up on love::Almost Do you think love is pain::Yes Do you have a favorite love song::No Do you write poems about love::Sometimes Are you waiting for the love of your life::No *Sex Life*Orientation::Bi Sexual Are you uncertain of your orientation::No If gay or bi, when did you realize it::ASAP Are you a virgin::No -If not..: --When and with whom did you lose your virginity::Brandon age 13 --How was it::Awesome --How many partners have you had::... --Do you always use protection::No Do you like foreplay::Yes Top or bottom::Top What do you think about premarital sex::... Are you kinky::I can be =) What is the furthest you would ever go with someone of the same sex::I've been far Would you have sex on a first date::yes *Are You/Have You...*I've consumed alcohol::Yes I've run away from home::Yes I have lied to my parents about where I am::Yes I don't like Bush because from what I hear, he is dumb::Yes I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up::Yes I am for Bush::No I listen to political music::NO I collect comic books::No I shut others out when I'm depressed::No I open up to others easily::No I am keeping a secret from the world::No I watch the news::Yes I own over 5 rap CDs::Yes I own an iPod or MP3::Yes I own something from Hot Topic::Yes I love Disney movies::Yes I am a sucker for hair/eyes::Yes I don't kill bugs::No I curse regularly::Yes I paid for that cell phone ring::Yes I am a sports fanatic::I like sports but I'm not obsessed I have "x"s in my screen name::Yes. Just 1 I've slipped out an "lol" in a real conversation::Nope I love Spam::No I bake well::Yes I would wear pajamas to school::Yes I own something from Abercrombie::Yes I have a job::Yes I love Martha Stewart::No I am in love with love::No I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS::yes I am self conscious::Sometimes I like to laugh::Yes I smoke a pack a day::No I have cough drops when I'm not sick::No I can't swallow pills::Yes I can I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem::Yes I eat fast food weekly::Once a week I have many scars::A few I've been out of this country::.. I believe in ghosts::Yes I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room::I love spiders I am really ticklish::Yes I see a therapist::Used to I love white chocolate::No I bite my nails::Not really I am comfortable with being me::Yes I play video games::Yes Gotten lost in your city::Yes Saw a shooting star::Yes Had a serious surgery::No I have kissed a stranger::Yes Been in a fist fight::Yes Been arrested::Yes Pushed all the buttons on an elevator::Yes Made out in an elevator::Yes Swore at your parents::Yes Kicked a guy where it hurts::Yes Been to a casino::Yes Been skydiving::No Broken a bone::Yes Skipped school::Yes Flashed someone::Yes Done the splits:No Played spin the bottle::Yes Gotten stitches::Yes Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour::No Bitten someone::Yes Met someone in person from the internet::yes Shoplifted::Yes Slept with a co-worker::No Lied to a friend::Yes Been married::No Driven over 400 miles in one day::... Been on a plane::Yes Thrown up in a bar::No Lost a child::... Done hard drugs::yes Taken painkillers::Yes *Politics and such*Are you a democrat/republican/independent::Independent How do you feel about abortion::Whatever Gay marriage::Awesome Smoking::Awesome Marijuana::YAY Drugs::Cool Illegal immigrants::Whatever Porn::Awesome Alcohol::Soothing Racism::Stupid Prostitution::Stupid Cloning::Stupid Suicide::Stupid Death penalty::STUPID Religion in government::Stupid Downloading music::Awesome Welfare::Help Animal testing::WRONG Gambling::Awesome School uniforms::GAYNESS One Nation, Under God::Not indivisible *Religious beliefs*What religion (if any) do you practice::Nothing Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now::No Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things::NO Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion::NO Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings::NO What religion are your parents::?? Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not::?? Do they know what religion you practice::?? Are you open about your beliefs::Yes Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool::No Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life::No One God::NO Many gods::Yes Does God(s) have a gender::No Heaven/Hell::Yes Jesus::No Angels/demons::Yes Spirits/ghosts::Yes Reincarnation::Yes The trinity::Yes Miracles::Yes Aliens::Yes Magick::Yes Witchcraft::Yes Tarot::Yes Psychics::Yes Vampires/werewolves/other::Yes Prayer::No Rituals::Yes Love::Yes Fate::Yes Horoscopes::Yes Superstition::Yes Luck::Yes Initiation ceremonies::Yes Does your religion forbid anything::No Do you dress certain ways to express your religion::No Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear::No Are humans/animals naturally good/evil/neutral/depends::No Do you meditate/fast/chant/other::No Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion::No Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters::NO Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs::NO Do you believe in yourself::Sure Are you open to other religions::No Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you::No Do you think everyone should practice your religion::NO Do you even believe in anything::Yeah Are you interested in learning about other religions::No *Rate importance on a scale of 1-10*Friends::10 Family::5 Music::10 Love::10 Happiness::10 People::10 Silence::10 Animals::10 Education::0 Religion::0 Life::10 Medication::10 Food::10 Sleep::10 Health::10 Wealth::10 Nature::10 Shopping::10 Fun::10 Comfort::10 Water::10 Sex::8 Clothes::10 Alcohol::10 Cigarettes::10 Computer::10 Phone::10 *Past*Earliest memory::Too many Happiest memory::Too many Something you'd like to forget::Alot of things What did you do for New Year's Eve 2000::Don't remember What were you doing when you heard about the attacks on 9-11::Don't know honestly Did you have a happy childhood::Yes *Present*What are you doing now besides this survey::In school How do you feel::Sick What are you wearing::Clothes What are you thinking about::Why is my stomach hurting What are your plans for today::Work Where are you right now::Turners class *The Future*Do you plan to go to college/are you in college::Going to What do you want to major in::Computers What career would you like to have::Computers Would you like to get married someday::Yes Have kids::Yes -How many::2 Where do you see yourself in 10 years::A nice place and happiness Where would you like to travel to::Anywhere across seas Take this survey | Find more surveys
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Long, In-Depth MySpace Survey (350 Q's)*The Basics*Name::Samantha Jo Klein aka Sama Age::18 Gender::Female Hometown::Simi Valley, CA Current location::Canoga Park, CA Who you live with::My mom, step dad and 2 half brothers Zodiac::Pisces Chinese zodiac::Dragon School::Canoga Park Senior High School Job::Cashier/Office Secretary type thing Ethnicity::White Hobbies/Interests::Music, drawing, coloring, Myspace, etc *Appearance*Height::5'9 Weight::... Build::More cushion for the pushin Eye color::Blue Hair color::Blonde -Is it natural::Yes Hair style::Long and straight Clothing style::Whatever I like Glasses/contacts::No Freckles::Very few Braces::Used to Tattoos::Not yet Piercings::Not yet *Personality*Describe your personality in one or two words::Sama Are you generally optimistic or pessimistic::Eh Are you liberal or conservative::A bit of both Are you shy or outgoing::Both Are you funny or serious::Both Are you independent::Yes Do you look down on others::No Do you make fun of others::Yes Are you goth, preppy, a skater, punk, etc.::No labels! Are you generally happy::Yes Do you get depressed often::Yes Do you get mad easily::Yes Are you trustworthy::Yes Are you dependable::Yes Do you consider yourself to be smart::Yes Do you think you're attractive::Yes and no Do you have high or low self-esteem::Average *Favorites*Color::Black and green Animal::Tiger, panther, wolf Number::13, 420 Food::Italian Sport::Snowboarding, wakeboarding Movie::Many Book::Many TV show::Many Band/musician::The Kottonmouth Kings Music genre::Kottonmouth Kings Cartoon/anime::... Comic book::... Video game::Need for Speed Hot Pursuit Car::Lamborghini Subject::Computers Word or phrase::Many Celebrity::Bah Person::Bah *Family*Mother's name/age::Sandra Klein Bauer Father's name/age::Kelly Barth Siblings' names/ages::Connor, Trevor, kelly Any half- or step-siblings::3 How close are you to your family::Eh How dysfunctional is your family::Eh Name one thing you like about your family::My Aunt Name one thing you dislike about your family::eh Describe what a typical family gathering is like::eh Do you get along with your family::eh *Friends*Estimate how many friends you have::A LOT Name a few::Adriana, Brandon, Dominic, Kara, Annie, Cody, Nick, Frankie, Tim, Vickie, Rachel, Jesse...etc. Do you make friends easily::Yes Do you like to meet new people::Yes Best friend::Many Friend you've known the longest::Annie Friend who knows you best::A lot of them do Friend you know best::I know all my friends Most fun::All Funniest::All Loudest::All Quietest::All Most outgoing::All Shyest::All Best listener::All Always the life of the party::All *Love Life*Do you believe in love::Yes -In love at first sight::No Ever been in love::Yes -With whom::He knows but doesn't care Are you in love::Yes -With whom::Doesn't matter First crush::Derek Hintz First kiss::Dunno -How was it::Awesome Ever had an unrequited love::No Are you taken or single::Dunno -If taken, by whom:: -How long have you been together:: -Do you think you'll get married someday::Yes Do you love your friends::Yes Do you love your family::Yes Would you ever give your life for a loved one::Yes What is your definition of true love::... Do you want a monogamous relationship::... Do you have a friend with benefits::I have Do you have a crush on someone right now::Yes Do you think that sex complicates a relationship::No Have you ever rejected someone::Yes Have you ever been rejected::Yes Have you ever been hit on::Yes Have you ever hit on anyone else::Yes Are you a flirt::Yes Are you too shy to ask someone out::Yes Do you make the first move or does the other person::I do Do you think friendships can turn into relationships::No Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend::Yes Have you ever been cheated on::Yes Were you ever tempted to cheat on someone::Yes Do you have dreams about love sometimes::Yes Have you given up on love::Almost Do you think love is pain::Yes Do you have a favorite love song::No Do you write poems about love::Sometimes Are you waiting for the love of your life::No *Sex Life*Orientation::Bi Sexual Are you uncertain of your orientation::No If gay or bi, when did you realize it::ASAP Are you a virgin::No -If not..: --When and with whom did you lose your virginity::Brandon age 13 --How was it::Awesome --How many partners have you had::... --Do you always use protection::No Do you like foreplay::Yes Top or bottom::Top What do you think about premarital sex::... Are you kinky::I can be =) What is the furthest you would ever go with someone of the same sex::I've been far Would you have sex on a first date::yes *Are You/Have You...*I've consumed alcohol::Yes I've run away from home::Yes I have lied to my parents about where I am::Yes I don't like Bush because from what I hear, he is dumb::Yes I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up::Yes I am for Bush::No I listen to political music::NO I collect comic books::No I shut others out when I'm depressed::No I open up to others easily::No I am keeping a secret from the world::No I watch the news::Yes I own over 5 rap CDs::Yes I own an iPod or MP3::Yes I own something from Hot Topic::Yes I love Disney movies::Yes I am a sucker for hair/eyes::Yes I don't kill bugs::No I curse regularly::Yes I paid for that cell phone ring::Yes I am a sports fanatic::I like sports but I'm not obsessed I have "x"s in my screen name::Yes. Just 1 I've slipped out an "lol" in a real conversation::Nope I love Spam::No I bake well::Yes I would wear pajamas to school::Yes I own something from Abercrombie::Yes I have a job::Yes I love Martha Stewart::No I am in love with love::No I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS::yes I am self conscious::Sometimes I like to laugh::Yes I smoke a pack a day::No I have cough drops when I'm not sick::No I can't swallow pills::Yes I can I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem::Yes I eat fast food weekly::Once a week I have many scars::A few I've been out of this country::.. I believe in ghosts::Yes I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room::I love spiders I am really ticklish::Yes I see a therapist::Used to I love white chocolate::No I bite my nails::Not really I am comfortable with being me::Yes I play video games::Yes Gotten lost in your city::Yes Saw a shooting star::Yes Had a serious surgery::No I have kissed a stranger::Yes Been in a fist fight::Yes Been arrested::Yes Pushed all the buttons on an elevator::Yes Made out in an elevator::Yes Swore at your parents::Yes Kicked a guy where it hurts::Yes Been to a casino::Yes Been skydiving::No Broken a bone::Yes Skipped school::Yes Flashed someone::Yes Done the splits:No Played spin the bottle::Yes Gotten stitches::Yes Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour::No Bitten someone::Yes Met someone in person from the internet::yes Shoplifted::Yes Slept with a co-worker::No Lied to a friend::Yes Been married::No Driven over 400 miles in one day::... Been on a plane::Yes Thrown up in a bar::No Lost a child::... Done hard drugs::yes Taken painkillers::Yes *Politics and such*Are you a democrat/republican/independent::Independent How do you feel about abortion::Whatever Gay marriage::Awesome Smoking::Awesome Marijuana::YAY Drugs::Cool Illegal immigrants::Whatever Porn::Awesome Alcohol::Soothing Racism::Stupid Prostitution::Stupid Cloning::Stupid Suicide::Stupid Death penalty::STUPID Religion in government::Stupid Downloading music::Awesome Welfare::Help Animal testing::WRONG Gambling::Awesome School uniforms::GAYNESS One Nation, Under God::Not indivisible *Religious beliefs*What religion (if any) do you practice::Nothing Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now::No Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things::NO Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion::NO Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings::NO What religion are your parents::?? Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not::?? Do they know what religion you practice::?? Are you open about your beliefs::Yes Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool::No Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life::No One God::NO Many gods::Yes Does God(s) have a gender::No Heaven/Hell::Yes Jesus::No Angels/demons::Yes Spirits/ghosts::Yes Reincarnation::Yes The trinity::Yes Miracles::Yes Aliens::Yes Magick::Yes Witchcraft::Yes Tarot::Yes Psychics::Yes Vampires/werewolves/other::Yes Prayer::No Rituals::Yes Love::Yes Fate::Yes Horoscopes::Yes Superstition::Yes Luck::Yes Initiation ceremonies::Yes Does your religion forbid anything::No Do you dress certain ways to express your religion::No Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear::No Are humans/animals naturally good/evil/neutral/depends::No Do you meditate/fast/chant/other::No Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion::No Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters::NO Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs::NO Do you believe in yourself::Sure Are you open to other religions::No Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you::No Do you think everyone should practice your religion::NO Do you even believe in anything::Yeah Are you interested in learning about other religions::No *Rate importance on a scale of 1-10*Friends::10 Family::5 Music::10 Love::10 Happiness::10 People::10 Silence::10 Animals::10 Education::0 Religion::0 Life::10 Medication::10 Food::10 Sleep::10 Health::10 Wealth::10 Nature::10 Shopping::10 Fun::10 Comfort::10 Water::10 Sex::8 Clothes::10 Alcohol::10 Cigarettes::10 Computer::10 Phone::10 *Past*Earliest memory::Too many Happiest memory::Too many Something you'd like to forget::Alot of things What did you do for New Year's Eve 2000::Don't remember What were you doing when you heard about the attacks on 9-11::Don't know honestly Did you have a happy childhood::Yes *Present*What are you doing now besides this survey::In school How do you feel::Sick What are you wearing::Clothes What are you thinking about::Why is my stomach hurting What are your plans for today::Work Where are you right now::Turners class *The Future*Do you plan to go to college/are you in college::Going to What do you want to major in::Computers What career would you like to have::Computers Would you like to get married someday::Yes Have kids::Yes -How many::2 Where do you see yourself in 10 years::A nice place and happiness Where would you like to travel to::Anywhere across seas Take this survey | Find more surveys
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