Freestylin 2
So Adam and Eve thrown outta tha garden
And sure enough they got to some partyin'
Along came Cain, And he was a rebel
But tha peeps kept fuckin', and then there was Abel
So the first kid's bringin' me a big bowl of grapes
Settin' down fruit and nuts in all colors and shapes,
But his little brutha knows I like a fine steak
Cooked rare on the altar, broiled, not baked
So I got my nosh on, and Cain was wrecked
Cuz he saw that the LORD wouldn't give grapes respect.
He picked up a rock, sed "You wanna cheeseburger?
I got meat for you!" Abel died, first murder.
I'm strollin by, and I asked "Where's ya brutha?"
Cain's all like "Yo, I ain't the keeper of anotha!"
I was all "Nigga whut? Look at all that you done,
Ya brutha's blood cryin out that he's gone!
I curse you from the earth, cuz ya wrecked what I made,
The earth gives you no love, since you done slayed,
Get tha fuck out ma sight!" And Cain shed a tear,
Sed "The curse lay upon this nigga'z mo' I can bear!
Ya drivin' me out of the hood of ma birth,
So I now I gots ta wander to tha end of tha earth,
And every mothafucka who watches me pass
Gonna try to get they kill on, bust a cap in my ass!"
So I sed "If they kill you, they curse be seven
What I lay upon your ass, so they neva get to heaven,"
And I slapped a mark on his playa-hatin' forehead
And stated that anyone who touches him is dead.
So Cain crawled away from tha prezzence of GOD
and took his stupid ass to the land of Nod
To tha east of Eden, and got himself a ho
Built up a hood called Enoch, where tha freaks did go
And his kid begat anotha we'll call Irad,
And Irad begat Mehujael, who also was a dad
To a kid named Methusael, Who begat Lamech,
And so on and so forth, begattin' all ta heck.
This is the lineage of mankind, yo,
And I ain't gonna go into detail no mo.
And sure enough they got to some partyin'
Along came Cain, And he was a rebel
But tha peeps kept fuckin', and then there was Abel
So the first kid's bringin' me a big bowl of grapes
Settin' down fruit and nuts in all colors and shapes,
But his little brutha knows I like a fine steak
Cooked rare on the altar, broiled, not baked
So I got my nosh on, and Cain was wrecked
Cuz he saw that the LORD wouldn't give grapes respect.
He picked up a rock, sed "You wanna cheeseburger?
I got meat for you!" Abel died, first murder.
I'm strollin by, and I asked "Where's ya brutha?"
Cain's all like "Yo, I ain't the keeper of anotha!"
I was all "Nigga whut? Look at all that you done,
Ya brutha's blood cryin out that he's gone!
I curse you from the earth, cuz ya wrecked what I made,
The earth gives you no love, since you done slayed,
Get tha fuck out ma sight!" And Cain shed a tear,
Sed "The curse lay upon this nigga'z mo' I can bear!
Ya drivin' me out of the hood of ma birth,
So I now I gots ta wander to tha end of tha earth,
And every mothafucka who watches me pass
Gonna try to get they kill on, bust a cap in my ass!"
So I sed "If they kill you, they curse be seven
What I lay upon your ass, so they neva get to heaven,"
And I slapped a mark on his playa-hatin' forehead
And stated that anyone who touches him is dead.
So Cain crawled away from tha prezzence of GOD
and took his stupid ass to the land of Nod
To tha east of Eden, and got himself a ho
Built up a hood called Enoch, where tha freaks did go
And his kid begat anotha we'll call Irad,
And Irad begat Mehujael, who also was a dad
To a kid named Methusael, Who begat Lamech,
And so on and so forth, begattin' all ta heck.
This is the lineage of mankind, yo,
And I ain't gonna go into detail no mo.