Holy Headphones

[the_13th_muffin]

My noise cancel(ish) headphones are the gift of the gods. Today, after listening to the dogs barking (right outside of my window, barky little bastards, three of 'em), and the crazy man across the street doing something bizarre with heavy machinery (something very bizarre and loud), and the car repeatedly circling the block with really good bass,

Comments

[the_13th_muffin]

ha, i like the dogs in theory, it's just the barking

advanced apologies to any other dog lovers (hannah)...

[prthni]

i say we kill all animals and let the human race reign supreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

because humans are, quite obviously, the best at....... whatever it is that humans do......

[elisaelli]

i thought we were killing all humans?

*takes her nuke back*

ILL JUST HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF LIKE USUAL...

lazy bitches

[prthni]

oh.....right....... got confused....

i've got an idea!!!! let's kill everything!!!!!!!!!!!!

*grabs nuke from you, adds extra nuke power, and blows up world*

[the_13th_muffin]

*uses psychic powers to protect all the cool people from your extra nuked nuke of nukeness*

*forms new society that doesn't have any such thing as white trash*

[prthni]

*via telekinesis and the summoning of the powers beyond, pulls all "cool people" into direct path of extra nuked nuke of nukeness, so NONE SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[firepillow]

why bother blowing ourselfs up? bush will eventually piss the rest of the world off that someone will end up nuking us... then we can launch ours *guards stash* and blame it on them... or i just hate them all

[prthni]

*wants to nuke bush*