Somebody Stop Me!!!
I am this bloody close to writing One Direction slash fic. It's my own damn fault for being addicted to the X-Factor and voting for the boys when they were on the show two years ago, when I was living in the UK and they were in our faces all the time, and now...bloody this.
What the ever loving fuck? There I was on Tumblr (the root of all evil), minding my own bloody business and BAM! 1D-slash smacked me in the face and suddenly I'm shipping Liam with Zayn and Louie with Harry (and what about poor ickle Niall?) when I should know better because they're such adorable boys and I'm not an adolescent and...and...and...??? Yeah.
Look at them! S'not my fault, is it? They're ridiculously attractive and have no concept of personal space and they're bloody well kissing each other and holding hands and stroking each other lovingly and I'm only human!
This is like a J2 highschool-band!AU come to life and I cannot fight it!
This is them:
This is Liam and Zayn!
This is Louie and Harry!
I am entirely blameless in this as you can no doubt see.
Voices of reason, come to me now! Somebody needs to stop me. Talk some sense into me. Do something!
*facepalm to end all facepalms*
What the ever loving fuck? There I was on Tumblr (the root of all evil), minding my own bloody business and BAM! 1D-slash smacked me in the face and suddenly I'm shipping Liam with Zayn and Louie with Harry (and what about poor ickle Niall?) when I should know better because they're such adorable boys and I'm not an adolescent and...and...and...??? Yeah.
Look at them! S'not my fault, is it? They're ridiculously attractive and have no concept of personal space and they're bloody well kissing each other and holding hands and stroking each other lovingly and I'm only human!
This is like a J2 highschool-band!AU come to life and I cannot fight it!
This is them:
This is Liam and Zayn!
This is Louie and Harry!
I am entirely blameless in this as you can no doubt see.
Voices of reason, come to me now! Somebody needs to stop me. Talk some sense into me. Do something!
*facepalm to end all facepalms*