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May 09, 2010 23:20

remember that scary story about the man with the bloody fingers?
all these people keep coming to a hotel, which is always booked except for one room, which is haunted.
the people always insist that they don't believe in ghosts, until they hear some guy in the middle of the night saying "i'm the man with the bloody fingers."
at which point each and every one of them runs out screaming.
finally the last guy who stays in the room, upon hearing "i'm the man with the bloody fingers," replies
HEY MAN, GET YOURSELF A BAND AID.

i mean, this is great. who doesn't wanna be the last guy? i know i do.
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