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*Sneezes*
Okay. I now have a mohawk, which was scary as hell to shave. I got a part in the Vagina Monologues, so now I get to talk about my pussy in front of hundreds of people. Eric askes how this is different from any other day.
I'm kicking ass in school except for kickboxing, which I am failing. Because I haven't been to the class in about a month. Oh, piss off. You wouldn't go either. Some comedian showed up here to perform and tried to get in my pants. He was unsuccessful as hell but he did buy me a carton of Newports, which are harsh, menthol cigarettes known for being a hallmark of lower-class black society. Yeah, that was politically incorrect. It's true. Anyways, I literally cannot give them away so I've been smoking all 200 of them, and now my lungs are one solid mess of fiberglass. I can feel the heart disease settling in.
I think that's about it up until now. I'll be home for Thanksgiving week and then after December 10th, so look me up. Cheers.
Okay. I now have a mohawk, which was scary as hell to shave. I got a part in the Vagina Monologues, so now I get to talk about my pussy in front of hundreds of people. Eric askes how this is different from any other day.
I'm kicking ass in school except for kickboxing, which I am failing. Because I haven't been to the class in about a month. Oh, piss off. You wouldn't go either. Some comedian showed up here to perform and tried to get in my pants. He was unsuccessful as hell but he did buy me a carton of Newports, which are harsh, menthol cigarettes known for being a hallmark of lower-class black society. Yeah, that was politically incorrect. It's true. Anyways, I literally cannot give them away so I've been smoking all 200 of them, and now my lungs are one solid mess of fiberglass. I can feel the heart disease settling in.
I think that's about it up until now. I'll be home for Thanksgiving week and then after December 10th, so look me up. Cheers.