Three wings
They didn't order enough food to feed us this time out...minor oversight I'm sure. They had been running out of stuff for the seccond lunch and dinner shifts. I'm sorry, we're out of spare ribs, but there's plenty of sludge left in this pan of what used to be brussel sprouts. Speaking of which, how come you never see a brussel. Just wondering. Anyway, we got justafiably pissed, and waved their contract in their faces. Their soloution? Cut back on how much everone can eat. The contract specifies what they feed us, not how much they feed us. Today for lunch I got three chicken wings. What the fuck, you cant even buy three chicken wings. Go into a restaurant and try to get three chicken wings. What's next, one rib. Can I get one rib? How much for just one rib.